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You didn't read about those idiots? They were all over the news a few months back. They even had their kids wearing GodHatesFags T-Shirts. :no:

The same church group also protests during burials of US soldiers that died in Iraq, claiming that their deaths and the Iraq war, and 9/11 is God's punishment because the US has gone too soft on gay people.

omg some of those american's are just TOO dumb :ninja:

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You didn't read about those idiots? They were all over the news a few months back. They even had their kids wearing GodHatesFags T-Shirts. :no:

The same church group also protests during burials of US soldiers that died in Iraq, claiming that their deaths and the Iraq war, and 9/11 is God's punishment because the US has gone too soft on gay people.

omg some of those american's are just TOO dumb :ninja:

I guess we Europeans have evolved more in thinking and be less conservative :D

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Source: Superficial

That's right folks, the authorities in Nigeria have arrested a magic goat (which may or may not be a tree goat) suspected of theft and are waiting for the crafty bastard to return to its human form.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat"

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Now I want a magic goat. I'd go on tour with Willy Wonk-eye and become the world's greatest magician -- and lover. Sorry ladies, that's goat lover.

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That reminds me of a story I heard from one of my profs (who also happened to serve as commander over the summer in Sierra Leone in a Canadian led restoration project to rebuild infrastructure and the local armed forces). They are all still very supersticious there. One guy even told him to shoot him in the chest because he thought nothing could hurt him as long as he was wearing his magic suit made of mirrors. Long story short, he got out of it by telling the guy that his gun was loaded with magic bullets.

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