The Joker Posted December 9, 2007 Author Posted December 9, 2007 Blatantly this is an unfair contest. To begin with you cannot compare Heidi Klum to Predator. Heidi Klum IS predator. Witness the evidence: KLUM PREDATOR And as for the Alien. Well, this beast impregnates it's victims by a pretty unsavoury face-hugging technique: However, this would pose absolutely no threat to the Klumster. After all, she has already faced a much worse mating process: Quid Pro Quo, Heidi (already imbued with the power of Predator) would laugh in the face of Alien. Plus she is a Victoria's Secret Angel (or is she? I can never tell) - and therefore is used to acid-spitting bitches... Quote
irenistiQ Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 Blatantly this is an unfair contest. Quote
The Joker Posted December 10, 2007 Author Posted December 10, 2007 Uh oh, Heidi is winning. Maybe Alien should unite with Predator or something... Quote
ez_c Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Uh oh, Heidi is winning. Maybe Alien should unite with Predator or something... Quote
The Joker Posted December 11, 2007 Author Posted December 11, 2007 Actually i'm a vampire, so i'm safe no matter what. I'm just worried about the other 2. They make great pets. Quote
watermelon Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Actually i'm a vampire WOW You must be soo fucking sexy ! Quote
The Joker Posted December 11, 2007 Author Posted December 11, 2007 Actually i'm a vampire WOW You must be soo fucking sexy ! Are you kidding ?!! I'm the 2nd sexiest girl in this world ... i mean in the poll. NO ??!!!! DIE!!! Quote
ez_c Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Actually i'm a vampire, so i'm safe no matter what. I'm just worried about the other 2. They make great pets. A vampire! Now it makes perfect sense! Vampires thrive in the darkness and Heidi is sunshine incarnate. That's what this is really about! Quote
The Joker Posted December 14, 2007 Author Posted December 14, 2007 I love pizza-my-heart. They have the best cheese ever!!(A.k.a shameless bump.) Quote
ez_c Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 I love pizza-my-heart. They have the best cheese ever!!(A.k.a shameless bump.) That's who you should have included in this: Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs! He was scarier and more evil than Alien and Predator (until he ate himself). Quote
The Joker Posted December 14, 2007 Author Posted December 14, 2007 I'm not so sure what you really mean, ez_c ... but i'll go ahead and assume you were talking about how awesome i am. Quote
ez_c Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 You never saw Spaceballs: The Movie? Pizza the Hutt was an intergalactic mobster who made the list of the top 20 special effects costumes: http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/?page_id=747 Jabba could not be on the list due to his puppet-like nature, so we have the next best thing! In his brief appearance in Spaceballs, Pizza the Hut stole our hearts with his cheesy, melty charisma. This due to the commanding performance by the voice of Dom Deloise that made me believe a man could be made of pizza. Sadly, Pizza became trapped in his car and ate himself to death. Quote
The Joker Posted December 15, 2007 Author Posted December 15, 2007 Ohhhh, that one... Yeah, i haven't watched it. But the detail he ate himself to death fascinates me. (might put him up somewhere). Thanks, Joker The Great. Quote
PinkCouture Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 OMG, this thread cracks me up I chose Heidi Klum. I can still feel the burn on my forehead when she gave me the evilest dirty look when her weave got stuck on my lips...hahahah Quote
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