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ive decided that inside of a bigmac contains the secrets of the universe

for all of the bellazonians wholl be spending valentines day alone

think about your best friend

MAN"S BEST FRIEND :evil:

your pups always been there for you, why not show him/her the love they so desperately crave?

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SLEEVEFACE - It's a simple idea, you just create the natural extension of your favourite vinyl album covers. This started out with some friends larking about, but is now an internet phenomenon (*sigh* isn't everything these days?). Not that I want to put a downer on such experiments...

...because these are BRILLIANT:

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Criminal gangs are using dwarves in a ruse to steal from the luggage holds of long-distance coaches by hiding them inside suitcases, according to police.

The bizarre crime is on the rise in Sweden and officers say thieves have got away with thousands of pounds in cash, jewellery and other valuables in recent months.

Gangs are said to sneak the dwarves into the luggage hold, hidden inside baggage:

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(incase you are unaware of what baggage looks like!)

Then, once the journey has begun, the stowaways are free to rifle through the bags of other passengers without fear of being apprehended.

Before the coach arrives at its destination the dwarves take their loot back into their suitcase, zip themselves inside and wait to be collected by their partners in crime.

Here's a handy instructional video:

Me, I've got my eye on this guy:

Though, apparent rumours that this was this career criminal remain unsubstantiated:

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i just read the damndest thing in the news

in LA, a young couple were arrested for indecent exposure, at CHUCK E. CHEESE!!!

the mecca for young kids to gorge themselve on pizza and play

games till they puke was corrupted by these two sex addicts who

befouled the ball pit... check it out, they got pics

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I am trying hard to resist my urge to do a 'balls' joke here. Great story Penny thank you for the little pick me up after my earlier 'rattling' in my own thread earlier today.

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