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I've used that excuse countless times and its got me nowhere mate. Like the time i stole a micro-wave, i was asked by the police why i stole it, and i said "because the colour matches my eyes" (it was white, I was just trying to piss them off) and he said "don't be so f***ing stupid", to which i said "stupidity isn't a crime!"

Here endeth the lesson.

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I've used that excuse countless times and its got me nowhere mate.  Like the time i stole a micro-wave, i was asked by the police why i stole it, and i said "because the colour matches my eyes" (it was white, I was just trying to piss them off) and he said "don't be so f***ing stupid", to which i said "stupidity isn't a crime!"

Here endeth the lesson.

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I've used that excuse countless times and its got me nowhere mate.  Like the time i stole a micro-wave, i was asked by the police why i stole it, and i said "because the colour matches my eyes" (it was white, I was just trying to piss them off) and he said "don't be so f***ing stupid", to which i said "stupidity isn't a crime!"

Here endeth the lesson.

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Got you nowhere? That means stupidity IS a crime. At least the police thinks so.

Guest quasicartes
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There's two kind of stupidity, legal and illegal.  ;)

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It's only legal if you don't get caught or you have a very good lawyer.

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Actually, if you murder someone (not saying you did, of course...the jury is still out on that particular case...) but did not get caught, you have still broken the law, haven't you Einstein?

Guest quasicartes
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Not really. Even If I got arrested, I will still be innocent until proven guilty.

If the lawyer can convince them I am insane or mentally unsound at the time when crime was committed, I will get dismissed based on McNagthen Rule. A damn good lawyer can convince the judge that stupidity is equivalent to insanity.

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The afforementioned murders may or may not have taken place, depending on what hearsay or conjection you indulge in, and was commited by the aptly named quasicartes on the night in question.

And being a slave for a girl makes you a murderer when you murder the other slaves to be alone with your mistress in your own freaky little world for two.

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And being a slave for a girl makes you a murderer when you murder the other slaves to be alone with your mistress in your own freaky little world for two.

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Not gonno happen, I won't destroy the property of In
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seriously

worshipper, i realize you're into that a whole whole lot, but could we please keep comments that might make some people really violently ill to a minimum.

Pleeeease!

*shudder*

Plus I'm not sure that some of our younger members should be reading that sort of thing. It's a bit much, honestly.

Guest quasicartes
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worshipper pa, whenever you feel the need to post something that's not out thing, please post them on adult forums like the ones I have shown you. This is sadly not the place for you to talk freely as this site has many under 18s.

Also, can a mod please delete the disturbing comments made by worshipper pa? Sorry & thanks.

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oh eww! that's disgusting.. :x :x :x :x :x :x :x <_< That shouldn't even have been posted to begin with, no matter how old people are. That should have never been posted on the site to begin with.

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worshipper pa, whenever you feel the need to post something that's not out thing, please post them on adult forums like the ones I have shown you. This is sadly not the place for you to talk freely as this site has many under 18s.

Also, can a mod please delete the disturbing comments made by worshipper pa? Sorry & thanks.

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done

Guest quasicartes
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Sorry people, I don't know where the line goes, talking about masturbation is okay but menstrual slavery isn't?  :blink:

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Because not everyone practices menstrual slavery!

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Because not everyone practices menstrual slavery!

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Not everyone practices sex!

Anyway, I just registered on naughtyfiles forum, let's see what they say about my stories! :laugh:

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