PinkCouture Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Caption: Brooklyn Decker was photographed by Raphael Mazzucco in Canouan Island, The Grenadines. Swimsuit by Oye Swimwear. What swimsuit!?! WTF with the fez!?! Tacky WTF with the camel?! The camel looks like it is sniffing Jessica's arm pit or trying to lick her boobs WTF with the sheeps!?! Awkward!!! You can tell Lucia is trying to keep a straight face I love Jessica Gomes b/c she is a voluptuous Chinese-Portuguese girl, but she looks like she is constipated and trying to take a dump in this picture Shame on you, Steve Erle!!! :avada: I have no clue why they did not photoshop the person out of the background. Totally lame!!!
]{3V-3L Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Caption: Brooklyn Decker was photographed by Raphael Mazzucco in Canouan Island, The Grenadines. Swimsuit by Oye Swimwear. What swimsuit!?! the milks gone bad
PinkCouture Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 "If I had four hands, I'd give those titties four thumbs down, the milk's gone bad, bitches!" Seriously, I think Brooklyn actually looks decent in her SI pictures. I think she would have looked much better if she ate a cheeseburger before the shoot. She has lost a lot of weight and she looks sick
gigiriva Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 all the pictures:http://rapidshare.com/files/196698589/spil9.rar
gigiriva Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 BodypaintingBrooklyn Decker Julie Henderson I'd like to see Brooklyn with Julie's poses
BallerinaFashionista Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Hilary Rhoda - Canouan Island, The Grenadines - pinkI don't get her appeal, her body isn't the best, her face isn't that impressive and her modeling leaves a lot to be desired. I think the second row second picture is kinda freaky... the line on your stomach should not travel straight down into your bikini bottoms... it just doesn't seem right. It's like a banana going down the middle of her stomach - she's pulling a katy perry.i agree with all that you have with exception to Hilary. i think she was the classiest & her face is the most gorgeous of them all. her body is fantastic&fit. she doesn't look like katy perry at all.
Strawberry BigMac Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 I don't expect all of you to agree with me, nor is this meant as a personal attack against any of the models, it is just my opinion on the pictures and SI's personal choices on how to have these models represent.Let's start with the body painting.... Jessica White - Face on crotch.. and as vulgar as this may seem where is the definition of well... the crotch. I realize they want to cover that, and I'm pretty sure they do this every year but either she's wearing a skimpy little sticky piece over that area or they shoved putty or something up there to give it that 'smooth I'm unisex' look. Regardless I'm still stuck on the fact that there's a face on her crotch. Irina Shayk - I realize this is a swimsuit issue, and well clothing can be just as sexy as swimsuits, but seriously body painted tattered clothes and gravity defying breasts. I mean I like breasts that defy gravity, but I prefer when the entire breast defies it.. not just the nipple. I hate tear dropped shaped breasts. Julie Henderson - I have no idea what she's supposed to be modeling.. green tile? o.0 Brooklyn Decker - By far the best body painting outfit, however I'm not sure I understood the 'ropes' that went between her breasts and around her neck. Another problem I had with it is it looks severely air brushed, almost to the point where you wonder if they didn't just get her to pose nude and airbrushed the map on afterwards. On to the suits Jessica White - Canouan Island, The Grenadines - Pink Generic poses, manly poses, boring facial expressions, 'I'm trying really hard to be sexy' looks... Why am I not impressed. And to top it all off she has an outy bellybutton. (Sorry people I am terrified of outy bellybuttons.) Anna V - Cappadocia, Turkey - blue, green, yellow I am a cat, hear me roar, look at me pose... Ok, the animal kingdom called and they would like their poses back, something to do with the grooming techniques of the large cats going downhill. Also, hunchy, boy-like face and 'come get me boys I'm sexy' facial expressions. Irina Shayk - Naples, Italy - blue, green, yellow Last year she looked like the over-sexed blow up doll with the messy hair... this year she still looks over-sexed, still has messy hair and is still trying extremely hard to be sexy. Same poses, same facial expressions... She has yet to find something new to set her apart from the other models Daniella Sarahbya - Naples, Italy - blue, pink, yellow First girl I've seen give a genuine smile yet, check one in her favor. Her poses may not be the best, her modeling may leave a little bit to be desired, but her personality shines through, and she looks like she's honestly having fun. I am not her biggest fan, every time I've read her name in the past I think of the Lion King and Scar calling for Simba's mother because they're not getting enough food for him and the hyena's but.. I liked her this year. Hilary Rhoda - Canouan Island, The Grenadines - pink I don't get her appeal, her body isn't the best, her face isn't that impressive and her modeling leaves a lot to be desired. I think the second row second picture is kinda freaky... the line on your stomach should not travel straight down into your bikini bottoms... it just doesn't seem right. It's like a banana going down the middle of her stomach - she's pulling a katy perry. Bar Refaeli - Canouan Island, The Grenadines - pink, yellow, black, gold I like bar, I always have.. and it's not because she's dating Leo, which isn't exactly that impressive to begin with, (he kinda got hobbity) Regardless she got the cover this year.. that's great right? Right? Well the cover could have been much better, she kinda came across as exceptionally boring, falling far flat from the expectations I had for her.. And what's with the huge spider web like thing behind her in the bottom row second picture.. It's like she's going to trap us all in her snare and make us see her appeal, which just isn't there this year. Tori Praver - Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain - black, white She still remains hunchy, still doesn't know what to do with the lines of her body and is still constantly losing her neck. I've screamed about Julia Stegner having a turtle neck before... well Tori is another classic case, and it comes down to bad posture. That hunchy look works for magazines like Elle, or Teen Vogue, or anything else where you dont' want to sell sex, but SI is a magazine for grown adults, mainly men... sex has to factor in somewhere. She reminds me of a 12 year old girl who just came into the business and is a little unsure of herself.. Come on Tori, you have a beautiful body, a pretty face and you can model, get some self confidence. Ariel Meredith - Riviera Maya, Quintana Roo, Mexico - white She's a pretty girl, has a look that none of the other models have and she still comes across as boring. Maybe it's the color scheme she was given to work with, maybe it's what the photographer wanted but I am not impressed. Jarah Mariano - Canouan Island, The Grenadines - pink Sex appeal non-existant, but if she were modeling for an all girls magazine, or a teen magazine she would be stellar. The poses for the most part are off, she has better posture then some of the girls but she comes off in a lot of ways as very innocent. I like her, she has a unique look but I don't think the shoot was appropriate for SI. Damaris Lewis - Cappadocia Turkey - pink, yellow, green She came across with such a strong personality on the video that I think I was expecting a lot more in her shoot. Animals... dancing poses... Bad poses... beads that look like they're trying to strangle her... Again sadly not impressed. Julie Henderson - Cappadocia Turkey - green, purple, yellow, pink She had some beautiful suits, some bad poses. Not necessarily bad I guess but they were stereotypical, and her body is generic. Her face leaves a lot to be desired in my opinion and over all I just wasn't all that impressed. She was probably one of the models given the most to work with and she failed to produce. Jessica Hart - Riviera Maya, Quintana Roo, Mexico - white If you know you have an obvious flaw you generally try to hide it. You're trying to sell to men, not a dentist and whiel there may be a few men out there who like the flawed teeth in my opinion unless you're a singer you need to get the grill fixed up. Generic poses, boring white suits... nothing special. Melissa Haro - Riviera Maya, Quintana Roo, Mexico - white Another model stuck with a boring color pallete. However not only does she sell sex, she looks like she's having fun. However the poses were still generic, a fun loving smile doesn't ooze personality. These girls need to find something new, something that is uniquely them. The poses remind me a lot of Josie, Petra and Isabeli and doubtless countless other models through SI history. Jessica Gomes - Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain - gold, silver She comes across as short and squaty, I dislike her body immensely, her face while unique isn't my cup of tea, though a friend of mine would as he so elloquently put it 'hit that', (he is however into a lot of asian porn so...) She doesn't suit SI in my opinion, and her poses were.... interesting? Esti Ginzburg - Naples, Italy - multi color scheme *cheers*! Well we found our Miranda Kerr of SI... Perverts and pedophiles line up. I like her, the picture with the candles was probably one of the best this year... and then you see the floaties. o.0 Seriously SI FLOATIES!? Generic poses in most of her shots, lost facial expression. However unlike some of these models who have been around for more then one year she has a reason to look slightly lost and a reason to emulate other models.. she's an 18 year old rookie. I'd like to see what she can do next year if she comes back, but over all not that impressed. Lucia Dvorska - Cappadocia, Turkey - mixed color scheme *cheers*! For a rookie she didn't do bad. Some of the poses are still generic and there was a lamb in a few shots, (somewhat disturbed by that but moving past it). She had some beautiful suits, some interesting looks, a mixture of sex, innocence and an endearing look of lostness that appealed. Over all not bad, I have to agree with Prettyphile, the gritty feeling just draws you in. Cintia Dicker - Canary Islands, Spain - yellow, gold, white Her body... is... delicious to an umpteeth degree. On the downside red hair frightens me.. She had some of the better poses, and she worked what she was given. She's not my favorite, but she is definately not the worst in the bunch. Kuddos for high fashion bringing sexy back. Brooklyn Decker - Canouan Island, The Grenadines - pink She is not Marisa Miller, can someone please inform her of that. Her body isn't as good, her face doesn't have the raw appeal of Ms Miller, nor can she pull off the bootylicious poses that Marisa did. She looks like she's trying so hard to do what Miller did, not realizing that Marisa had her spot light in flame and I don't see SI pulling the same look twice in a row. It's kinda irritating. Kim Cloutier - Riviera Maya, Mexico - white Well we're back to a white pallete, (boring). And the hair frightens me, and facial expression... and the model... While not a bad body it isn't great, and the facial expressions are hard, not even remotely sexy. Canada has a few good exports and she just isn't one of them for me. She looks like Nicole kidman... it's like a bad country song and it just keeps going downhill. Most of these models look better in video.. the pictures just sucked lmao
CrazyGEN Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Thanks for the full package of pictures gigiriva! So, as far as I'm concerned: The cover : Bar, well it was to be expected. The cover is pretty bad IMO. I guess the fact that she looks like she's taking her bottom off is appealing to men, but I don't like it. And her face ? Well let's just say it's not her best angle. Anne V : truth be told, I don't get her appeal. Her face does nothing forme and her body is not that great. Her photos are OK, but that's it. Ariel Meredith : I kinda like some of her pictures, some others are just not good. I don't like the pose with the legs opened. It looks weird. Bar Rafaeli : Like the body, the face, not so much. IMO the photographer should have asked her to get rid of the navel piercing for the shoot. It looks kinda cheap. And I hate that bikini bottom with a zipper. WTF? Oh, and her breasts look a bit massive in some shots. Brooklyn Decker : I have to say she has a majority of very good shots. That said, her breast look disproportionate compared to the rest of her body. Cynthia Dicker : She has a lot of good shots, even though I thinks she looks a bit juvenile in some pictures and I dont really like the freckles. Damaris Lewis : I don't have much to say, IMO she's not OMG so great, but she delivers Daniella Sarahbya : Same, a good performance, and a very warm smile. Some shots look a little tacky, like the one on the car. Esti Ginzburg : How old is she ? 16 ? Anyway, her poses are not great IMO, very generic. As Francy pointed out, stop pulling your bikini bottom girl! Hilary Rhoda : I like the mirror shots. The rest is also good, not great, but she delivers. She looks a bit like Crystal Renn though. Irina Shayk : Eew, she looks so tacky. And those Body painting pictures I hate how she pushes her butt towards the camera. Gross. :yuckky: Jarah Mariano : Good enough. She indeed doesn't have much sex-appeal but it's OK for me. You don't have to be a sex-bomb to sell swimsuits. My favorite shot is the one with the pullover. Jessica Gomes : Tries too hard. Her poses are awkward almost too "editorial", her body is not so great, and those suits don't really help (the transparent yellow suit is a horror :x ) Jessica Hart : Love her angelic look, it goes perfectly with the suits, but she sould never be allowed to open her mouth, at least for SI! Jessica White : Good looking but a bit boring. The body painting is just disgusting. And her pose on the bed ? She looks like she's waiting for her boyfriend to... you know ? Otherwise it's good. Julie Henderson : Not outstanding, not awful, it works for me. She looks and poses a bit too catalogue-y. Kim Cloutier : I don't really like her face. She looks a bit like the SI version of Shannan Click, who IMO looks better. And the suits are kinda boring too. Lucia Dvorska : Not sure about the body, but she has a very interesting face, IMO I would have given her the cover. And she delivers well. I didn't know her before but she's a good addition Melissa Haro : Cheap looking, and her photos are too "sex oriented" IMO. Tori Praver : She overplays the innocent look. She already has the face, so why also look like she doesn't know what she's doing and having that turtle neck ? Overall, well I guess it works, after all it's SI. I would have appreciated a bit more diversity in the locations though, but the whole thing works I think.
Strawberry BigMac Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 did anyone watch the video of jessica white in the body paint!!!....they showed EVERYTHANG!!!!!....lol and did u see about half through when the editor diane or whatever is totally like checking jessica out hard core!!! lol, i knew knew!!
Stamoholic Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Jarah Mariano : Good enough. She indeed doesn't have much sex-appeal but it's OK for me. You don't have to be a sex-bomb to sell swimsuits. My favorite shot is the one with the pullover. LoL! Tell that to the guys at Askmen.com! They gave her a 95 for sexiness! That's higher than Elle MacPherson, Christie Brinkley, and, to my knowledge, only topped by Laetitia Casta who they gave a 98! I'm not saying they're the official book on what's hot ( No way! I think in a ton of cases they give really cheap plastic creatures stupidly high scores) but they definitely seem to think Jarah is one of the sexiest models in SI right now. I actually would agree with them in this case. I find her really interesting. I think she has an energy about her in her pictures that's very unique and definitely separates her from the pack. Not to mention her body is AMAZING!! did anyone watch the video of jessica white in the body paint!!!....they showed EVERYTHANG!!!!!....lol and did u see about half through when the editor diane or whatever is totally like checking jessica out hard core!!! lol, i knew knew!! LOL!!! Best post in the thread so far!! That would explain all the high-voltage try-hard sexiness in the issue lately. It's Diane getting her kicks!!
CrazyGEN Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Jarah Mariano : Good enough. She indeed doesn't have much sex-appeal but it's OK for me. You don't have to be a sex-bomb to sell swimsuits. My favorite shot is the one with the pullover. LoL! Tell that to the guys at Askmen.com! They gave her a 95 for sexiness! That's higher than Elle MacPherson, Christie Brinkley, and, to my knowledge, only topped by Laetitia Casta who they gave a 98! I'm not saying they're the official book on what's hot ( No way! I think in a ton of cases they give really cheap plastic creatures stupidly high scores) but they definitely seem to think Jarah is one of the sexiest models in SI right now. I actually would agree with them in this case. I find her really interesting. I think she has an energy about her in her pictures that's very unique and definitely separates her from the pack. Not to mention her body is AMAZING!! Really ? That's surprising, I would have thought that men were more into the Irina Shayk kind of sexiness But as far as I'm concerned, she's not the kind of girl that I think of when I think "sexy"
U.K. Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Really ? That's surprising, I would have thought that men were more into the Irina Shayk kind of sexiness I think Irina has a nice personality
mbinebri Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 I would have thought that men were more into the Irina Shayk kind of sexiness Not all of us.
Stamoholic Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 ^ Have to agree. Her skin and eye tone make her exotic, but if she didn't have those features I think she would seem more like a HF girl.Also, Irina Shayk has that pouty kind of sexy. To a lot of men that's very hot, but some prefer a more natural look or even a more " innocent" look. That's one of the good things about SI ( or at least old SI) - every guys " type" of girl was\is in the issue somewhere.
Memento Mori Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 On a sexiness note, I can say with a significant amount of confidence that your average SI reader thinks that Cintia needs to eat a sandwich and Jessica Gomes' body is awesome. It's not a sleight, it's just that on the whole your average non-Bellazon-viewing straight male probably thinks most models are way too skinny. Example: So, as far as I'm concerned:Bar Rafaeli : Like the body, the face, not so much. IMO the photographer should have asked her to get rid of the navel piercing for the shoot. It looks kinda cheap. And I hate that bikini bottom with a zipper. WTF? Oh, and her breasts look a bit massive in some shots. You say that like it's a bad thing. /imho
Stamoholic Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 ^ Well said. A man would rather have a body like Laetitia C's next to him than Kate Moss' any day of the week! IMO if he wouldn't be might want to re-evaluate how much he actually likes women! lol! I don't think skinny is sexy at all and I never have. I've never met another girl that actually does either! What's sexy is being really TONED so you don't have flabby bits, and being curvy and having a nice set of boobs and a butt . It's looking like a woman not a 10 year old boy. I agree that Jessica G's body is incredible, even though she's not my fav girl in SI> I don't think that Cintia is too skinny ( definitely not when you consider her in the HF market) but for male orientated products she might look a tad thin. If she's thinking of sticking with SI and moving away from HF though she might want to put on a few pounds, I agree. xx
SympathysSilhouette Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 I would have thought that men were more into the Irina Shayk kind of sexiness Not all of us. There is nothing wrong with Irina...
VampireHorde Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 I think the much bigger question here is: Who here has bought the SISE 2009? Clearly 90% of everyone here has taken the time to post all the LQ and MQ images from the SI website (which are all FREE), but has anyone taken the time to go to their newsstand and actually BUY the issue? Sure, there's the "I'm too busy" or "I don't live in your country" factor, but you can't be satisfied with just a bunch of small pictures, can you? Also, even though I'm providing the UHQ scans for various ladies, it still doesn't beat having the real thing in your possession. I know there are Bar Refaeli fans out there just scrambling to find and post any SI pics of her that pop up online, but it kinda does miss the point if all they do is collect the SI pics but not purchase the issue. I guess what I'm saying is GO OUT AND BUY THE ISSUE. Don't be lazy! If you keep putting it off, next thing you know the issue is gone and you'll have to rely on Ebay.
SympathysSilhouette Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 They don't sell it in my country!
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