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VSFS 2015 Expectations:

- Candice misses her flight to NYC because she's too busy making babies with Hernando or whatever his name is in their tree house in the Brazilian rainforests. Candice fans storm the Times Square store with picket signs and pitch forks.

- All three of Candice's outfits are given to Romee, because no one can tell the difference anyways.

- Stella receives the Fantasy Bra, which has been co-designed by Marc Jacobs and Miley Cyrus and is actually made entirely from metallic foil wrappers from condoms.

- All the New Angels will open the show, walking ten wide with their arms linked. Jac will be pushed off the side of the runway by Elsa.

- The old Angels will follow suit and close the show in the same fashion.

- Kayne West performs and demands no models walk during his performance. Instead Kim Kardashian will stand in the middle of the runway and twerk for the entire 4 minutes.

YOU MISSED TWO!

 

-Candice walks the stage pregnant in 1 inch kitten heels.

-Right after Kim's twerking, Kanye introduces special guest, "Taylor Swift".

 

What Should Have happened:

-Doutzen FB in 2014!

-Adri & Alle FB this year(2015)!

-Lily FB in 2016!

-Adriana opens show this year.

-VS has their last show this year or next year. Perfect Fashion Show Series!

Posted

VSFS 2015 Expectations:

- Candice misses her flight to NYC because she's too busy making babies with Hernando or whatever his name is in their tree house in the Brazilian rainforests. Candice fans storm the Times Square store with picket signs and pitch forks.

- All three of Candice's outfits are given to Romee, because no one can tell the difference anyways.

- Stella receives the Fantasy Bra, which has been co-designed by Marc Jacobs and Miley Cyrus and is actually made entirely from metallic foil wrappers from condoms.

- All the New Angels will open the show, walking ten wide with their arms linked. Jac will be pushed off the side of the runway by Elsa.

- The old Angels will follow suit and close the show in the same fashion.

- Kayne West performs and demands no models walk during his performance. Instead Kim Kardashian will stand in the middle of the runway and twerk for the entire 4 minutes.

 

This was the best thing I've ever read :rofl:

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I don't get those fans sometimes. Like do they even buy anything VS related to complain as if they'll perform a genocide?

 

Thank you! (Y)

 

More than half the people who post in this thread have either:

 

1. Never bought anything from VS nor have they set foot in one

2. Do not own anything from VS---they don't even shop at VS.

3. Are not VS' target comsumer

Posted

VSFS 2015 Expectations:

- Candice misses her flight to NYC because she's too busy making babies with Hernando or whatever his name is in their tree house in the Brazilian rainforests. Candice fans storm the Times Square store with picket signs and pitch forks.

- All three of Candice's outfits are given to Romee, because no one can tell the difference anyways.

- Stella receives the Fantasy Bra, which has been co-designed by Marc Jacobs and Miley Cyrus and is actually made entirely from metallic foil wrappers from condoms.

- All the New Angels will open the show, walking ten wide with their arms linked. Jac will be pushed off the side of the runway by Elsa.

- The old Angels will follow suit and close the show in the same fashion.

- Kayne West performs and demands no models walk during his performance. Instead Kim Kardashian will stand in the middle of the runway and twerk for the entire 4 minutes.

DYING.

Posted

I don't get those fans sometimes. Like do they even buy anything VS related to complain as if they'll perform a genocide?

Thank you! (Y)

More than half the people who post in this thread have either:

1. Never bought anything from VS nor have they set foot in one

2. Do not own anything from VS---they don't even shop at VS.

3. Are not VS' target comsumer

This so sad, accurate and funny at the same time :rofl:

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- Stella receives the Fantasy Bra, which has been co-designed by Marc Jacobs and Miley Cyrus and is actually made entirely from metallic foil wrappers from condoms.

 

 

Jeremy Scott

 

Thank you! (Y)

 

More than half the people who post in this thread have either:

 

1. Never bought anything from VS nor have they set foot in one

2. Do not own anything from VS---they don't even shop at VS.

3. Are not VS' target comsumer

 

 

 

I'm not a pro athlete, never been one. That doesn't stop me from commenting about sports.

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VSFS 2015 Expectations:

- Candice misses her flight to NYC because she's too busy making babies with Hernando or whatever his name is in their tree house in the Brazilian rainforests. Candice fans storm the Times Square store with picket signs and pitch forks.

- All three of Candice's outfits are given to Romee, because no one can tell the difference anyways.

- Stella receives the Fantasy Bra, which has been co-designed by Marc Jacobs and Miley Cyrus and is actually made entirely from metallic foil wrappers from condoms.

- All the New Angels will open the show, walking ten wide with their arms linked. Jac will be pushed off the side of the runway by Elsa.

- The old Angels will follow suit and close the show in the same fashion.

- Kayne West performs and demands no models walk during his performance. Instead Kim Kardashian will stand in the middle of the runway and twerk for the entire 4 minutes.

DYING.

 

:rofl:  :rofl:

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I'm not a pro athlete, never been one. That doesn't stop me from commenting about sports.

 

But do you or have played any sports? And who said anything about stopping anyone from commenting?

The comments we were referring to were the ones involving what VS should or shouldn't do as if we are all experts, when in fact VS is doing quite well when so many other retailers and some of their competitors are not doing so well. Also, VS has the brand recognition others [lingerie] brands only dream of.

Posted

Yeah agree with PC. VS can do whatever they want. The show honestly has been a mess for years and yet we all still are here sticking around for it. As much as we bag it out and get annoyed and rage etc we still eat whatever VS dish out to us :rofl:

Posted

VSFS 2015 Expectations:

- Candice misses her flight to NYC because she's too busy making babies with Hernando or whatever his name is in their tree house in the Brazilian rainforests. Candice fans storm the Times Square store with picket signs and pitch forks.

- All three of Candice's outfits are given to Romee, because no one can tell the difference anyways.

- Stella receives the Fantasy Bra, which has been co-designed by Marc Jacobs and Miley Cyrus and is actually made entirely from metallic foil wrappers from condoms.

- All the New Angels will open the show, walking ten wide with their arms linked. Jac will be pushed off the side of the runway by Elsa.

- The old Angels will follow suit and close the show in the same fashion.

- Kayne West performs and demands no models walk during his performance. Instead Kim Kardashian will stand in the middle of the runway and twerk for the entire 4 minutes.

 

I never comment in here but that was hilarious, thank you  :rofl:

Posted

Question have any shoots that Emily D and Hannah F did for VS come out at all yet?

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I saw Hannah F has had shots released but has she shot again at all?

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I remember way back then, the "list of victoria's secret models" on wikipedia also included Uma Thurman and I thought someone just wrote the name. But it's true - Uma Thurman modeled for VS in the 80's. 

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