elfstone Posted August 16, 2021 Posted August 16, 2021 Messi's tear-stained napkin on sale for $1 million A napkin that was allegedly used by Lionel Messi during his farewell press conference in Barcelona last week has been put for sale for $1 million on the Mercado Libre platform. Quote
Cult Icon Posted August 16, 2021 Posted August 16, 2021 ^ Yeah, people worldwide worship sports stars way too much! Quote
Cult Icon Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 This popped up on my youtube feed and the comment section LOL Lion spokesman: we don't want to take revenge on wounded gazelles Nazi Spokesman: We don't want to take revenge on the Jews, we're just... Relocating them This is a huge example of “actions speak louder than words” In taliban language, “we grant you amnesty” actually means “ we grant you a decapitation” This has that big "I just want to talk to him" energy.. "They are our valuable assets and MUST stay in the county" MUST. Ominous “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist”—Charles Baudelaire. Quote
Cult Icon Posted August 19, 2021 Posted August 19, 2021 haha, more: I just want to remind everyone that we just saw the Taliban run a City Hall meeting… "Where are you McClane? I promise I won't hurt you." "we dont want them to leave this soil, never"..... as fertilizer This generation grew up with the media. They know what we want to hear Lazy Co-Worker: "If I could just get that promotion, I'll work harder." Fat Person: "If I could just get that 6 pack, I'll eat better." Gangbanger: "If I could just make more money, I'll stop selling drugs." Taliban: "If you could just make me ruler, I'll stop committing crimes against defenseless people." this is awesome. they are campaigning just like OUR politicians. "trust me" 8 months later He has such an honest face. I trust him! “Don’t worry. It’s not revenge we taking. Just punishment.” Quote
elfstone Posted August 19, 2021 Posted August 19, 2021 4 hours ago, Cult Icon said: He has such an honest face. I trust him! Ladies, he's not your Khal Drogo! Quote
Cult Icon Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 I brought my wife to tears by surprising her with another wife The puppy doesn’t even know what the hell is going on. Quote
Matt! Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 On 8/19/2021 at 11:58 PM, Cult Icon said: ^ Accurate. Quote
Cult Icon Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 9 hours ago, Tania82 said: Happy!!!! 😺 yours? Quote
Tania82 Posted August 22, 2021 Posted August 22, 2021 9 hours ago, Cult Icon said: yours? Yeah, so happy cat Quote
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