Rogue Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 ... Ok, I think the name says it all.Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. (I know it's sooo wrong)I like every bone in your body especially mine. ( " " )You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Can I flirt with you? Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.Some favourites:The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattLoveModels Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 aw, this gonna be a good thread :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.I'm going to use that tomorrow. Fuck yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkCouture Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 My ex-bf: So ****, you got any Irish in you? Me: Ahhh...no My ex-bf: Would you like some? :brows: Me: You just totally ruin your chances of me sleeping with you <_< My ex-bf: Oh c'mon I was joking. You know you are my chicky Me: Just b/c you have a cock doesn't mean I am a chicky My ex-bf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkCouture Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.I'm going to use that tomorrow. Fuck yeah.A variation: "I really like that dress you wearing. I think it would look great next to my bed :brows: " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 My ex-bf: So ****, you got any Irish in you? Me: Ahhh...no My ex-bf: Would you like some? :brows: Me: You just totally ruin your chances of me sleeping with you <_< My ex-bf: Oh c'mon I was joking. You know you are my chicky Me: Just b/c you have a cock doesn't mean I am a chicky My ex-bf: I LOVE that Irish bit. heres another: If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? I found that when i was playing around with my b/f one day, he has a few funny ones.. this one and the "word of the day is legs" one are my ultimate favourites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog107 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 hmm, coulda sworn there was a thread on this somewhere anyways, Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns! If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst! Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get! You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot. Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place? When God made you he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as you. You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency? Other: Yea sure, what's wrong? You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love. aight thats enough cheesy pickup lines for now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aida Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?. I got that once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ack Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 One Night Stand Girl - Hey...Do you know where your house is? Me: Uhmm Yes One Night Stand Girl - Can I take you there? Me: Uhmm Yes I was really caught off guard.. Eventually she took me to her house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I just come back a second time? Don't use pick-up lines, kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanhnii Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 heh.. Wow, I must say those are way out of my league for pick-up lines. =P I've only heard of one, and I thought it was cute..Girl: Do you have a bandaid?Boy: No, why?Girl: Because I scraped my knee falling for you... Yeahhh.. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Does anyone ever really use this stuff? I hope not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mylovelyangel Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 well it make good comedy for movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aida Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Does anyone ever really use this stuff? I hope not. a lot of people used those on me :trout: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattLoveModels Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Does anyone ever really use this stuff? I hope not. a lot of people used those on me :trout: Then they probably have a good reason for doing so :brows: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 hmm, coulda sworn there was a thread on this somewhere really ... I tried looking it up but nothing came up and a lot of the threads in this section have missleading names/titles. I hope there isn't one already because I put some thought into this one I wouldn't use any of these on anyone, unless I already knew them a bit and if I were trying to break the ice a little to get into some more serious flirting action. :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 My ex-bf: So ****, you got any Irish in you? Me: Ahhh...no My ex-bf: Would you like some? :brows: Me: You just totally ruin your chances of me sleeping with you <_< My ex-bf: Oh c'mon I was joking. You know you are my chicky Me: Just b/c you have a cock doesn't mean I am a chicky My ex-bf: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aida Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 One I had like 100 times: ''My legs so hurt. Would you like to massage my foot... without your clothes on?'' Honestly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 do we get to see the recipient of so many pick-up lines? :brows: you and rogue are like queen of the pick-up lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ack Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Straight to the Point: When you have to know, now. Most of those are lame, but some are great. I was just too lazy to copy paste them <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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