If you ran into a female celebrity you liked, would you..........

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casey_ryback420
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#1

If I met a celebrity female I liked, well for me, knowing that I'll probably never see them again after that day, I'd probably say something sexually inappropriate.

For instance..... Megan Fox

"Hey your Megan Fox arent you? Wow! I'm a fan of yours. Say you know what honey? Can I pet your fox?"

Then I'd run as fast as I can as far as I can!!!!!!!!!

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The Joker
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#2

And if I were Megan i'd probably sue the nearest mental hospital

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officially irrelevant
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#3
If I met a celebrity female I liked, well for me, knowing that I'll probably never see them again after that day, I'd probably say something sexually inappropriate.

For instance..... Megan Fox

"Hey your Megan Fox arent you? Wow! I'm a fan of yours. Say you know what honey? Can I pet your fox?"

Then I'd run as fast as I can as far as I can!!!!!!!!!

i'd at least wait for her response

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Keeper of the Crayons
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#4

says the masochist

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casey_ryback420
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#5

Now, if I met Jessica Alba.......

I would be visibly drueling and have a hard on the size of a baseball bat and go up to her and say, "Hey honey. Wanna play with my stick?" "Can I smack that ass of yours?" "your boyfriend wont mind I'm sure!"

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better than beautiful
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#6

O_ô

I didn't want to know THAT. We have a forum for our sexual fantasies, and I'm not sure whether this topic belongs here and not there...