Strange Behaviour: Questionable Sexual Acts

This thread is dedicated to identifying the various sexual activities that you may enjoy but your partner definately would not. One such example is the "Donkey Punch" which is elaborated in this thread: http://www.bellazon.com/main/topic11949/Lo...ex:Donkey_Punch

Another example would be the Cleveland Steamer. In this act of coprophelia, the receiving party is either asleep or unconscious while the other partner defecates (takes a dump) on his or her chest. Although it may seem kinky and fun, the health risks involved include bacterial infection from direct contact with human feces, sexual transmited diseases such as hepatitis, and parasites such as tapeworm.

Oh f*ck... I'm a nice person... :[ ..... see ya'll !!!

What the shit is this thread? :shock:

LOL!

:|

I think this is the thread that drove Owen Wilson over the edge.

geese.

its not as bad as a chilli dog

The Chilli Dog starts out just like the Cleveland Steamer except the receiving partner is female or a tranvestite and may be concious for this act. After defecating on his parter's chest, the male then places his penis in between her breasts and proceeds with "titty f***ing" them. The same health risks are involved as with the Cleveland Steamer and they apply to both parties this time.

Giving her the shocker aint inappropriate is it

Haha... I nicknamed my buddy in college shocker because he came in one day with a cast and his fingers were arranged in such a fashion.

if you like this kinda of stuff... look up Max Tucker

oh and ... umm shit, i forgot what else I was going to say

My hero lol

If you really want to scar your soul beyond repair, look up blumpkin...

Don't you just hate it when the blumpkin backfires?

Anyway you know what a hot karl is?

We don't wanna know :x

I'll tell you some of the weirdest sexual behaviors or desires that I've heard of (that I DO NOT practice):

- Dirty sanchez!

- Snow Blowing!

- Poop eating and rolling around in poop and whatever else they do with or in poop

- SNUFF sick sick sick

Giving her the shocker aint inappropriate is it

it's not that bad but you should always ask for permission first

I'll tell you some of the weirdest sexual behaviors or desires that I've heard of (that I DO NOT practice):

- Dirty sanchez!

- Snow Blowing!

- Poop eating and rolling around in poop and whatever else they do with or in poop

- SNUFF sick sick sick

That's all stuff for amateurs. Last fall, some guy in Michigan was arrested for having sex with a dead dog in public - in broad daylight outside of a daycare center. (I'm trying to track down a link to the story.)

You have a name for that TooBoku?

Exibitional Beastialitic Necrophelia

or...

Floggin' a dead horse

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TooBoku: 2

Exibitional Beastialitic Necrophelia

or...

Floggin' a dead horse

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TooBoku: 2

Hats off to you! You know more disgusting sex terms than anyone I know. I'm not sure that's something I would be proud of, but hey - different strokes, etc.

Are you keeping some kind of score?

No... just trying to be funny so I don't throw up.

That is pretty sick though. In front of a daycare too. The poor kids.