Money Meals
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A coworker and I were talking about this at lunch and now I'm curious.
Dude says lobster is one meal every guy should now how to cook for a girl. I agree.
Steak is also a must.
I would say putting a picnic basket together with some sherry, a small block of manchego, and some lomo is even more sure fire than that.
Of course you have to know how to know how to drink it properly. I don't know why but I get turned off when I see a girl holding a wine glass by the bowl... anyone actually. It's like chewing with your mouth open.
Anyway... money meals. What can you cook up or would like to have cooked up for you?
Not to brag or anything (screw that, I totally want to brag) but I'm a pretty good cook and never, ever, ever has anything I prepared for a girl lead to me successfully bedding her that same night. 
You're doomed man. :lol:
well boku, im glad weve never drank wine together cuz i NEVER hold the glass by the stem 
penny can make a lasagna that'll make you cream yer jeans
i love making cuban pressed sandwiches <the way to a mans loins> lololol
what id like to have made for me??
the PERFECT ribeye steak... medium rare, melts in your mouth with fatty, juicy deliciousness
~wipes drool off the keyboard~
Ribeye... mmmm.... definately the way to this man's stomach.
PS. A Clockwork Orange is probably one of my favorite bookes. It gets misinterpreted a lot though... usually by highschool kids who don't pick up on the metaphors.
I insist on sharing a hearty meal of Rhino Horn and Tiger Penis...
And to hell with the consequences!
well boku, im glad weve never drank wine together cuz i NEVER hold the glass by the stempenny can make a lasagna that'll make you cream yer jeans
i love making cuban pressed sandwiches <the way to a mans loins> lololol
what id like to have made for me??
the PERFECT ribeye steak... medium rare, melts in your mouth with fatty, juicy deliciousness
~wipes drool off the keyboard~
Penny...my fav food is lasagna...come back it for me and we shall see what happens 
spaghetti is what I make best...and it would bring any man to my bed 
Pasta... heheh...
As much as I like to bash penne for being a "poor person's pasta", it one of the easiest pastas to prepare and eat.
Once I boiled it in the water I already cooked chicken in... and then served it with a cream sauce with the chicken and some veggies in it. Simple stuff but my parents had friends over when I made that... and those friends made the mistake of bringing their daughter with them.
^ 
Not to brag or anything (screw that, I totally want to brag) but I'm a pretty good cook and never, ever, ever has anything I prepared for a girl lead to me successfully bedding her that same night.
You shouldn't make Vlaamse Friet with Mayonaise, for her then 
Chocolate brownies with caramel swirls and broken bits of SKOR inside.
Well... more like a flat chocolate cake with caramel swirls and broken bits of SKOR inside.
Winner.
something that won't give u bad breath
Not to brag or anything (screw that, I totally want to brag) but I'm a pretty good cook and never, ever, ever has anything I prepared for a girl lead to me successfully bedding her that same night.
You shouldn't make Vlaamse Friet with Mayonaise, for her then
Pffft, I've got a much more varied game than that, Amice.
does booze count?? ROFL
Chocolate brownies with caramel swirls and broken bits of SKOR inside.Well... more like a flat chocolate cake with caramel swirls and broken bits of SKOR inside.
Winner.
What is SKOR?
It's not rohypnol is it?
Pffft, I've got a much more varied game than that, Amice.
I hope you do
Chocolate brownies with caramel swirls and broken bits of SKOR inside.Well... more like a flat chocolate cake with caramel swirls and broken bits of SKOR inside.
Winner.
What is SKOR?
It's not rohypnol is it?
well then... slipping that into any meal makes is a "money meal" doesn't it.
but no...
Pffft, I've got a much more varied game than that, Amice.I hope you do
Within reason, I can make just about anything the little lady likes.
Chocolate brownies with caramel swirls and broken bits of SKOR inside.Well... more like a flat chocolate cake with caramel swirls and broken bits of SKOR inside.
Winner.
What is SKOR?
It's not rohypnol is it?
well then... slipping that into any meal makes is a "money meal" doesn't it.
but no...
^ Well, thank goodness for that!
Mmmm - so it's like Daim bars? Nice.
But, for me, how about Asparagus and Viagra?
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