Fabio

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A glaring oversight, or something more sinister..?

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FABIO!

Fabio Lanzoni (Born March 15, 1959) in Milan, Italy, is a famous male fashion model.

Lanzoni, widely known simply as FABIO!, was a member of the Italian Army before moving to the United States to live permanently.

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He became famous as a model for romance novel covers, the first of which was Hearts Aflame in 1987.

He has also made a few small movie appearances (including cameos trading on his fame as a model), as well as commercials for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and for Wickes Furniture, and even co-penned a romance novel, entitled Pirate.

Despite all his celebrity FABIO! is reportedly accessible to fans, and is known for not refusing to give autographs.

Come on ladies (and gentlemen), who wouldn't want to ride of into the sunset with this 100% prime beefcake?

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Let us kneel at the altar of FABIO!

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SWOON!

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GASP!

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FAINT!

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FABIO'S! fantastic literary efforts:

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#6

In 1993 FABIO! recorded an album called: FABIO! After Dark. It's a spoken-word album, with "seductive reading of love advice" interspersed with songs from other artists...

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Apparently it's a bit shit...

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#7

Haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :rofl: :rofl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#8

Good call Baron . So he actually wrote the books ? Thanks for the info .

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#9

FABIO! flexes!

FABIO!squats!

FABIO! stretches!

And FABIO! pumps!

ENJOY!

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Sure Joe, he "wrote" them! So his biography says... <_<

Though, of course, FABIO! is much more famous for simply appearing on the covers:

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#11

FABIO! takes his dog (and his 'puppies') for a walk. Isn't he just the total package..?

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#12

:|

I haven't heard of him before, but first thing that came to my mind after seeing first pics of this thread, was: Tarzan

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:|

I haven't heard of him before, but first thing that came to my mind after seeing first pics of this thread, was: Tarzan

Well, funny you should say that Layla90:

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#14

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH SWEET LORD

In 1993 FABIO! recorded an album called: FABIO! After Dark. It's a spoken-word album, with "seductive reading of love advice" interspersed with songs from other artists...

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Apparently it's a bit shit...

I must buy this :evil:
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#15

He's such a big waste of space...

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#16

Berno's just jealous because this man is obviously a babe!

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#17

Oh yeah, I'm so jealous of a man who has bigger tits than jordan..

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#18

:rofl:

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#19

oh lord..how old is he now?

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