Dogs In Hats!

It's been a long cherished hope of mine to start this topic. As I've discussed with friends on here - some threads seem so inane and I wonder how they become so popular? Some languish in obscurity and some are discussed but never see the light of day... NO MORE! DOGS IN HATS! is finally here. Surely destined to be more popular than the VS lingerie section of Adriana Lima's sub-forum (though I'd be wise not to put money on that), DOGS IN HATS! combines those two wonderful things: dogs AND hats...

Ever since man domesticated the dog and he became our best friend and loyal companion - we have looked into his eager eyes and thought: "He'd look funny in a hat". And that he does my friends, that he does.

People often say "Oh, but he likes it really" - I'm pretty damn sure he doesn't. But he wants to make YOU happy. And you're just taking the piss.

SHAME ON YOU.

But to hell with any hand-wringing on here. Please post pictures of DOGS IN HATS! And, if they somehow do look happy about it, then you can go ahead and fool yourself that everything's OK then - and that inside he's not crying...

And, in trying to expand how we interact with Bellazon, I propose that you view this thread whilst listening to the following music. Much like 3D and Smell-A-Vision - gimmicks designed to lure people away from that new-fangled TV and back to the cinema in the 50's - tried to do; I thought it might add an extra dimension to your enjoyment of this topic.

Anyway - here is the music:

Ignore the graphic (it's just the album cover) - just crank up the sound and enjoy DOGS IN HATS!

That 2nd last one isn't a dog!

Oh wait.. maybe

Fergie

Poor dogs.... but you know what's worse?? 2 days ago I saw a few photos of... rabbits in hats :|

Fergie

Poor dogs.... but you know what's worse?? 2 days ago I saw a few photos of... rabbits in hats :|

^You mean like this?:

Ah, but really princess - I'd be more than happy if you were to post some of them bunnies too:

And horses - horses look especially pissed of in hats.

I'm happy to expand the parameters...

Fergie

Poor dogs.... but you know what's worse?? 2 days ago I saw a few photos of... rabbits in hats :|

^You mean like this?:

Oh no

What I mean, is that these rabbits had hats on their heads and they were wearing something poncho-like, too :|

^Yeah, I know really!

But please do post...

Awww

how bout chihuahuas with weaves???

i have to admit it, baron... i have a soft spot for chihuahuas and

when i saw this pic you posted

i diid squeal in delight

as for the fergie reference... ill have to reserve comment

i have to admit it, baron... i have a soft spot for chihuahuas and

when i saw this pic you posted

i diid squeal in delight

^I'm glad you liked it. You see, I told you one fine day DOGS IN HATS! would come to pass... (And I love the doggy weave!)

These then, are - unashamedly - for you my dear:

them nunz is BITCHES!!!! omg.. thanks for my chihuahua onslaught... im squealing and giggling at the same time

my tum-tum is starting to hurt

heres some gems i found

this is 'cheerio and damn those muckrakers' dog

and this one is..... bob marley 'Craven Choke Puppy'

Craven a go choke puppy

Craven a go choke puppy not

Craven a go choke

puppy

Whoa

(wow wow wow wow)

So you want all for yourself

alone

(wow wow wow wow)

And you don't think about the other man

(wow

wow wow wow)

Let me tell you my friend if you gonna live this life

(wow

wow wow wow)

It's not good for you to build strife

Craven a go choke

puppy

Can you dig it

(wow wow wow wow)

Want all lose all

(wow

wow wow wow)

Then I know the wicked must fall

(wow wow wow wow)

I say

want it, want it can't get it

(wow wow wow wow) oh no,

And get it, get

it, no want it

(wow wow wow wow)

Oh that's why i say

Craven a go

choke puppy

Craven a go choke puppy now

Craven a go choke puppy

Whoa,

can you dig it (wow wow wow wow)

Oh yeah (wow wow wow wow)

The

craven dog will lose his bone

(wow wow wow wow)

The craven dog

(wow

wow wow wow)

The craven dog will lose his bone

(whoo)

Grafting after

something else

(whoo)

They'll take it for themselves

alone

(whoo)

They don't think about the other man

(whoo)

The old

time people say, want it, want it can't get it

yeah

^

You know, I've never heard that before - and I didn't understand the patois so I went and looked it up straight away:

That's a fucking great phrase, and I'm going to use it... I be craven choke puppy all manner of shit!!!