The Question Everyone Is Asking

Purists may argue that this isn't really a Babe Poll... But, there are babes in it., AND it's the question EVERYONE is asking.

Which one is the best? Let's settle this forever. I'm tired of all the aggravation and heated debates. I'm tired of seeing the blood on the streets. How many more lives will be ruined before we conclude this? HOW MANY MORE MUST DIE???

Pros: Biggest. Easily recognizable.

Cons: In France. Heavy.

Pros: Pint sized. Thirst quenching.

Cons: Gassy. "Pint" not acceptable unit of measurement on Mainland Europe.

Pros: Very pretty. Good in swimwear.

Cons: Short legs. Apparently not good at opening VS shows

Pros: Awesome sign of God's destructive power. Smashes car windscreens.

Cons: Could smash your car windscreen. Hurts.

Pros: Available on DVD. Stars Lili Taylor.

Cons: Makes me want some pizza.

Pros: Quick visual gag. Monkey often wears clothes.

Cons: Past sell-by date?

Is there anything to be said for having elimination rounds? I for one would pay money to see Alessandra vs. The Eiffel Tower

Is there anything to be said for having elimination rounds? I for one would pay money to see Alessandra vs. The Eiffel Tower

Bless you for entering into the spirit Michael*!!! (Y)

The monkey

This is the hardest poll ever ... It was a hard choice but o voted for The Monkey

Can I vote for Dwight Shrute from "The Office"?

I could live without the Eiffel Tower though I have been 4 times at the top...

I've been to able to live without Alessandra by my side all these years...

I haven't seen Mystic Pizza nor Family Guy...

Hailstones??? where is the 18-year old Scotch???

And I can't definetely be more than a week without a pint of lager, ale, guinness...

Ale I can live without for sure :Dinah: So that's not an option

Mystic Pizza would make me think that somewhere there's a wizard that can make me a magic pizza, even if it is a movie. So that has to stay

Hailstones are out, i think you know why.

The Evil monkey turned out to not be Evil, so he's gone

A nice pint of lager.. hmmm keep that for now

The Eiffel tower is a huge landmark. I have to keep that.

I think the Lager has to be the winner. A nice pint can be used anywhere anytime :Dinah:

The Eiffel Tower

eiffel tower

I want to see Alessandra Ambrosio fighting the evil monkey on top of the Eiffel Tower in a hailstorm, just after watching Mystic Pizza and sharing a pint of Lager

^ YES! YES! YES!! Make it happen!

I voted Alessandra ... hahaha I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist ... I almost gave my vote to the Monkey, but, nope ...

Oh yeah, I wanna see all what CandyBoy saiiiiiiiiid

The Eiffel Tower:

Pros: Biggest. Easily recognizable.

Cons: In France. Heavy.

WIN! You Sir are a national treasure. -

I voted the A Pint Of Lager simply because if I drink enough, perhaps I'll start to SEE the monkey, and thus I get two in one..... That thar is thinking outside the box