Help Needed (Men Only)

Is there some kindof reverse Viagra method as in to do the opposite of what that's supposed to do as in un erect yourself ? I don't mean a pill of course, but some natural means. I try tieing it up on the stomach in public but its not very comfortable. The only relief I know is that my family being around makes it go away, but I don't want to just run to them for my problems and they can't be there when I have to give presentations and such. I've heard thinking about baseball and grass works for some but if it doesn't work and I'm thinking about baseball then its pretty awkward . Also, please don't answer have sex, jack off or call a prostitute because the first didn't work and I have a phobia of the second two.

Well aren't you all virile and manly?!! We've all been there and, as for remedies, it's just a barrage of 'old wives tales': Thinking of one's own grandmother, or a box of dead kittens, are the (hackneyed) ones I always hear.

Also biting your own hand - the pain is supposed to detract chemicals/blood from "other" areas...

Also biting your own hand - the pain is supposed to detract chemicals/blood from "other" areas...

That one there might actually work. If memory serves me right, Jim Carrey did something similar when they where applying some kind of mask for a movie role and he would pinch his leg to distract his brain from the pain happening on his face. Maybe you should try that same concept for your issue.