Lowest Common Denominator (Who are the worst looking celebs or models you would sleep with?)

I was just curious who it was for everyone . I must reiterate the description and add that you can't cheat by saying because they're rich or can help introduce you to this person or this or that.

Just off the top of my head...

Freja Beja - I don't consider her to be beautiful or have a good body and she's gay on top of that, but she still has some magnetism there.

Kemp Muhl - I hate her lips (shape) which seem to be the highlight of her looks but she had me at hello the pink bunny thing.

T-Mobile Girl - no beauty and nothing special in the area of looks in general (though her hair and legs are nice) and almost uncomfortably awkward as a spokesperson but something about her voice and kwirkiness appeals to me in some strange way .

Lara Stone - not what I would call a beautiful woman and her voice is also very ruff but something about the whole her whole cavewoman thing kindof appeals to me . She also has one of the best bodies for a flat booty woman ever.

Marilyn Manson - mmmmm....

Serena Williams - definitely no beauty and doesn't even seem particularly nice either and pretty buff on top of that but I kindof like that but I still like her body, especially her bottom and I like tall powerful women, powerful legs and that she could get physical with it .

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Samuel L. Jackson

Ving Rhames

Sean Micheals (the porn star, not the wrestler. I wouldn't touch the wrestler with a 10 foot pole)

Ron Perlman

Haha, funny thread!

Sean Micheals (the porn star, not the wrestler. I wouldn't touch the wrestler with a 10 foot pole)

I thought you meant the wrestler. I kinda liked him in the early 90ies

Worst looking, I guess that would be Jurgen Prochnow ... uhm, and Iggy Pop, I'm afraid ... oh, and definitely Hugh Laurie, he isn't exactly what I call pretty too ... ... I wouldn't touch Ron Perlman, like not ever ... or Mickey Rourke ...

Samuel L. Jackson

Would

Ving Rhames

Would not

Ron Perlman

Would

Jurgen Prochnow

Not ugly in my opinion

Iggy Pop

Would not. Not now :|

Hugh Laurie

He's not ugly

Mickey Rourke

Would

Of course Jurgen (or Iggy or Hugh) are not ugly in my opinion either, but I guess in the eyes of the majority? And they are certainly not the average pretty boy

Robert Carlyle : this man is oozing male hormones and danger. I will even do him looking like Rumplestiltskin

https://www.google.com/search?q=robert+carl...jMMW4hAeFvaziCA

go figure

Hugh Laurie : Since Dr House he looks so hot.

If one day someone told me I would want to do nasty sexual stuff to the guy in "Stuart little"

i will be like

Sarah Jessica Parker

...but I'm a reasonably desperate man...

That will be like having sex with a female horse

kinky!... :brows:

Just off the top of my head...

Freja Beja - I don't consider her to be beautiful or have a good body and she's gay on top of that, but she still has some magnetism there.

Kemp Muhl - I hate her lips (shape) which seem to be the highlight of her looks but she had me at hello the pink bunny thing.

T-Mobile Girl - no beauty and nothing special in the area of looks in general (though her hair and legs are nice) and almost uncomfortably awkward as a spokesperson but something about her voice and kwirkiness appeals to me in some strange way .

Lara Stone - not what I would call a beautiful woman and her voice is also very ruff but something about the whole her whole cavewoman thing kindof appeals to me . She also has one of the best bodies for a flat booty woman ever.

Marilyn Manson - mmmmm....

Serena Williams - definitely no beauty and doesn't even seem particularly nice either and pretty buff on top of that but I kindof like that but I still like her body, especially her bottom and I like tall powerful women, powerful legs and that she could get physical with it .

Dude, the first four girls on your list are just plain hot. They might not be your type, but they are objectively speaking "attractive". Meaning that if you asked 100 people to put them in either the ugly or pretty category, the large majority would put them amongst pretty.

I would think that to qualify for this thread, you actually have to be (somewhat) unattractive, or at least not attractive in the conventional way?

It's an interesting topic, I will give it some thought and get back to you.

Kate Micucci

One half of Garfunkel & Oates

Plays Raij girlfriend on The Big Bang Theory

^ When they trotted out Kate Micucci on Big Bang I just groaned. If she shows up with that stupid ukelele of hers I'm done with the show.

Hilary Swank

The only thing I hated about her inclusion in the show is the notion that all four guys now need to have a girlfriend for some reason.

^ Yeah, that too. I read somewhere that Raj will be able to talk to women all the time this season.

   So maybe a series of short term lost opportunity relationships would be more interesting.

Those are two good ones ^^

Hmmph, this is an non-intuitive topic as by definition, models and actresses are mostly good-looking..

Back on topic I'd also have to include

Chloë Sevigny

I know this is late, I just didn't know this caught on .

I can't speak much to Hugh's looks but he's definitely not hideous and I do like his work so I could kindof see it .

I think everyone on my list is hot, especially Manson, Serena and Lara although I guess one could name Cindy Crawford if that's relative to their lack of horniness maybe  . In any case, celebs and models per average have a higher standard of looks although there's more diversity among celebs. With Lara, I'm sure standards may vary across countries, cultures ect. but in my experience, she's widely considered to have a great body whereas I've only known fashion fans to refer to her as having a beautiful face and have yet to find a positive review of her face from a non-fashion fan. I'm kindof in the middle. I like her face even though I don't consider it to be a pretty one. I would objectively say that Kemp is admire for her face due to her success in cosmetic ads although I like her for intangible qualities.

That's true that most models are above average in looks although there's a wider range with celebrities when you consider the wide range of professions (politicians, comedians, athletes ect. are celebs too) as well as those who's success has nothing to do with looks. Of course, looks are very important with actresses and singers too, but some others can still sneak through .

Samuel L. Jackson

Would

Ving Rhames
Would not

Ron Perlman
Would

Jurgen Prochnow
Not ugly in my opinion

Iggy Pop
Would not. Not now :|

Hugh Laurie
He's not ugly

Mickey Rourke
Would

So you would have said yes to Iggy before ? I thought he looked old when he was young, so I don't see much difference . He still seems to have the stage energy though  .

It's a good thing that you explained a little bit because your post made me think that you must not be getting laid a lot if Vogue / Maybelline / Victoria's Secret calibre models are considered scraping the bottom of the barrel. XD

Even without the explanation, I would think not getting laid often would lower your standards instead of raise them . That's the way it works with food anyway. Someone who's starving is more likely to take what they can get. Either that or I would assume the person had different tastes altogether. What if someone prefers Eskimos or something? Some just flat out prefer bigger women. For a lot of people I know, fashion models are too small and aren't near their standard or tastes. No matter how much we used consensus to make sense of beauty, its still subjective at the end of the day.

Its also a failing of mine that I somehow neglected to disclose that I factored into my equation that I prefer relationship lovin' and thus need a little more enticing to engage in one night stands. I prefer romance. That had more to do with the standard than anything else. As a result, I was more interested in what other people thought. I'm not trying to imply that you should or could have known that, but figured I'd throw it out there since it came up.

Its worth mentioning though that though I am a fan of fashion, I do think that some overrate many for their looks. There's are many that I'd wager could blend in without makeup (or at least the caliber of makeup the average woman can afford) and in regular clothes walking through a shopping mall. I know the lady in your avatar would get lots of attention, but overall not as many models as some fashion fans may think. For the most part, there's a great deal of reverence for the beauty of models that many fashion fans have to the point that if you even imply that you've dated someone that looks even as good as the worst looking girl in VS or SI, you have to be kidding yourself or as if its like saying you could outrun Bolt, outswim Phelps, shut down LeBron James or out shoot a Navy Seal. They're entitled to that I suppose, but I'll still say without hesitation that not only have I dated women that I and many others find much more attractive than many models, but I see a lot in my every day life. Modeling is after all not like sports or law where looking a certain way is like putting up the stats or passing the bar and scouts just magically appear to sign you up. Its a much more subjective and political arena.

I also planned on casting the net wider as I went along. For example, I would probably sleep with the vast majority of female guitarists, good singer/songwriters, drummers, bassists and almost any grown female gymnast whose 5'6 or taller .