The Sexual Bucket List: 50 Things to Do Sexually Before You Die

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This one ticked me just right when I came across this read now I must share! :Dinah:
 
What sexual things should everyone experience before they die? And how does someone who married young rank against those who didn't? Ninety percent of these can be done in the context of a loving, safe marriage. The rest, alas, I will have to leave to the single gals among us. But here is a list of 50 sexual must-dos before you die.

  • Kiss a girl
  • Have anal
  • Have a threesome
  • Engage in group sex
  • Have phone sex
  • Masturbate
  • Use a vibrator
  • Use a sex toy on someone else
  • Be tied up
  • Tie someone up
  • Have sex in a public space
  • Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
  • Sex in a car
  • Sex at a drive-in
  • Mile-high club
  • Sex with a stranger
  • One-night stand
  • Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)
  • Sex on a boat
  • Sex in a body of water
  • Light spanking
  • Read erotica
  • Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
  • Sex in the shower
  • Sex standing up against a wall
  • Sex with no kissing
  • Sex in the pitch black
  • Sex in the broad daylight
  • Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin
  • Sex in a tent in the wilderness
  • Watch porn together
  • Watch porn alone
  • Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
  • Sex on the beach
  • Blindfolds
  • Using ice sexually
  • Sexual role play
  • Whipped cream
  • La Perla lingerie sex
  • Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex
  • Sex with someone much older
  • Sex with someone younger (legal!)
  • Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
  • A quickie in a skirt
  • A longie in the rain
  • Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
  • Feather ticklers
  • Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else
  • Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
  • Silent sex in a full house

How many have you done? And what's on your bucket list?

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#2

Lawwwwwwwd hun you such a freak.

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#3

Well that proved an interesting read  

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#4

^ I agree,are you trying to do all of them?

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#5

I take it they were stuck on 49 and out of desperation, added a second lingerie brand.

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#6

Perfect example of how men and women are different.   They actually put "Watch porn alone" and "Masturbate" on a "Things to do before you die" list 

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#7

I've done 28, which is more than I had expected TBF.

Some are very specific though.

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^ Keep on trucking sir!
 

I take it they were stuck on 49 and out of desperation, added a second lingerie brand.

 
^ This list is not so official considering they excluded Agent Provocateur!

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#9

Re-reading that list, it would be pretty hard not to get to at least twenty for anyone who has been in any kind of mid-to-long-term physical relationship.

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#10

^ Agreed no challenge to that list for the most part that's why we need a list created from a mans point of view of what those 50 "things" should be, interesting line-up no doubt

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#11

I've done 41!

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#12

good list - diary

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#13

Omg, what a list!!!

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#14

Well that's one hell of a bucket list right there

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#15

Why do you have a bucket list people? Just git er dun already. Nothing more fabulous then sexual freedom.

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#16

Muffin, there's only about 4 things on that list I haven't done

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#17

It's the same for me Panda

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#18

Not all for my interested but... I did a lot... 😁

 

Sex without kissing is a big not... and with younger or older... uf, no