Name your Top 10 Celebrity Spouses of the moment

Name who you'd like to marry, and of course, it's FOR FUN and subject to Frequent Revision...

Bonus money to those who Identify rationale...

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Wife Material:

1. Nimue Smit

2, Constance Jablonski

3. Edita V

4. Valentina Zeliava

5. Freja Beha

6. Karlie Kloss

7. Kendra Spears

8. Arizona Muse

9. Monika Jac

10. Hedvig Palm

1. Leo (obvi, and FOR FUN, because IDK there are models out there )

2. Chris Hemsworth (UMMM )

3. James Franco

4. Chris Pratt (funny AND hot)

5. Henry Cavill (THAT BODY!)

6. Jared Leto (Them eyes plus he could sing me to sleep)

7. Chris Pine

8. Bruno Mars (can sing me to sleep some more)

9. Ryan Gosling

10. Angelina Jolie (I'd swing for her)

So many handsome husbands, Lindsay!  So Leo #1....didn't expect it! 

They're all superheroes and so forth..

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There is not much difference.  All are gorgeous in their own way. Watch and see... 

Wife #1 Nimue

Wife #2 Constance

Wife #3 Edita V

"Do you have a lucky charm?"

Edita: "I think I have my smile that I carry around, that is my lucky Charm.  I think so!"

Edita: "I try to get my luck with how I feel"

Hmmm interesting...

1. Chris Pine (I want him to take me on her USS enterprise e.e)

2. Danny Jones (from Mcfly)

3. Alexander Ludwig (It looks like I'm kind of "atraca-cunas", but...)

4. Monika Jac (I'd go gay for her   )

5. Ian Somerhalder

6. Douglas Booth

7. Sam Claflin

8. Jackson Rathbone

9. Alex Pettyfer

10. Matt Bomer (he's gay, but I haven't problems on sharing).

This is a lot more difficult than the "who would you sleep with" thread.

For one thing, I am fairly convinced that 95% of female celebs would make me miserable.

Can I just ask Marloes 10 times?

2. Edita Vilkeviciute

3. Sarah Stephens

4. Andreea Diaconu

5. Elsa Hosk

6. Aymeline Valade

7. Kendra Spears

8. Maryna Linchuk

9. Shanina Shaik

10. Auguste Abeliunaite

This is not based on looks alone but more on whom I think would be fun people to spend time with. Of course, since this only based on their public persona, it might be total BS.

1. Michelle Vawer (although her self-confessed extreme sex drive worries me a bit, I'm getting old. )

2. Gio Ott (she just looks a lot of fun)

3. Candice Swanepoel (bite me! )

4. Natasha Barnard (she scares me a bit though)

5. Lena Gercke (a quirky German with a fun personality)

6. Johanna Lundback

7. Marloes Horst

8. Lize Feryn

9. Charlize Theron (she'd need to tone down on the weird "young" act though)

10. Diane Kruger

9. Charlize Theron (she'd need to tone down on the weird "young" act though)

Actually, better one..

 

9. Charlize Theron (she'd need to tone down on the weird "young" act though)

 

She can bring the bumpaddle.

I'm all in for the 'bonus money'! 

10. Jane Seymour

Jane Seymour was my very first crush. I had a picture of her on my wall that I cut out of a TV listings magazine at the tender age of 6. She will always be my template. Ah, Sinbad, Battlestar Galactica, Jamaica Inn (where I nabbed the picture from) and especially Live And Let Die...   Hell, I'd still marry Jane now - MILF GILF GGILF?

9. Lisa P

As portrayed by Margarita Levieva in Adventureland, Lisa P promises all sorts of things but she won't do any of it until she gets married - she's no slut. But I reckon she'd be good to her word and she'll be fucking fantastic once that ring is on her finger, and she'll do all that stuff you wanna do. She's every kind of nostalgic 80s hotness.

8. Helena Christensen

I'm pretty sure models are going to give you a really hard time, truth be told, but Helena is just cool. Again, she was an early crush - she was my #1 of the 'Supermodel' era. Like me she's half-South American and half-European, and (after me ) she's the consummate blend. That Danish pragmatism balances the Peruvian fire. I saw her house in Copenhagen on a documentary once, and that was just cool. She's got a son, but even he's cool too. And the father's fucking Darryl from The Walking Dead - how cool can you get?

7. Satomi Ishihara

Satomi has the most perfect face in the world. And if I have to wake up to just one for the rest of my life it might as well be the very best. As always these things are open for debate, but if you disagree then you are utterly wrong.

6. Dejah Thoris

Bollocks to your 'exotic' types. They are soooo pedestrian and achingly cliché. THIS is what's exotic. She's the bloody Princess of bloody Mars. And her kind don't wear clothes either. Anyway, don't listen to me, listen to Edgar Rice Burroughs:

And the sight which met my eyes was that of a slender, girlish figure, similar in every detail to the earthly women of my past life... Her face was oval and beautiful in the extreme, her every feature was finely chiseled and exquisite, her eyes large and lustrous and her head surmounted by a mass of coal black, waving hair, caught loosely into a strange yet becoming coiffure. Her skin was of a light reddish copper color, against which the crimson glow of her cheeks and the ruby of her beautifully molded lips shone with a strangely enhancing effect.



She was as destitute of clothes as the green Martians who accompanied her; indeed, save for her highly wrought ornaments she was entirely naked, nor could any apparel have enhanced the beauty of her perfect and symmetrical figure.
 

I reckon our kids would end up 'dusky rose' or something like that...

5. Mia Malkova

I take marriage very seriously (well, second time around) and so I'm ever mindful that it means you end up only making love to one woman after that - which is why I'm nominating a porn-star here. I'm pretty sure that if any job is going to be more fucked up than modelling then it's porn - but Mia is very cute, and as you can see she can properly bend, and that opens up a lot of possibilities for our exclusive-onwards union. Indeed it was very difficult to find a photo of her doing one of her bends a) with her clothes on and/or b) without anything sticking in somewhere - you know, like a cigar or some veg she might have been eating    - but I persevered, and found one for you after an exhausting search.

4. Behati Prinsloo

Yeah, we might be going through a "difficult patch" but of course I'd still marry her in a heartbeat; if only to stop her marrying that smug douche-bag. Honestly, what's that multi-millionaire tool got that I haven't?

3. Mary Bailey (née Hatch)

From It's A Wonderful Life, Mary is epitome of wife material. She sticks by George throughout all his ordeals, and is there for him when he starts acting like a dick in the final third of the film. She could have jacked it in any number of times, I mean she went off to college - but came back for George; she was being courted by that idiot Sam Wainwright - and he was making BIG money in plastics - but she didn't love him, she loved George. When George goes stomping off on his suicide mission she just puts her coat on and goes outside in the snow to sort that shit out: which she does. She just adores him - oh to have someone adore me anywhere near as much. 

2. Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Why wouldn't you want to marry Mary Elizabeth Winstead? 

1. Yumi Sugimoto

The more I see of her the more I'm convinced she was created especially for me to grab my backpack and get on a coach anywhere with her too. I don't really know what she's saying, but I reckon then we'd have a lifetime of figuring those sort of language barriers out... Or maybe I'll stay happily ignorant, and just stare into her eyes and occasionally nod.

I'm now kicking myself for not claiming the Winstead.

I'm now kicking myself for not claiming the Winstead.

^Well, you can be second-in-line then since some bastard beat me to it too...  :anger:

10. Jane Seymour

Good god I almost collapsed since I thought it was the Jane Seymour as in Henry VIII's 3rd wife.

^Actually Catherine Parr just missed out at #11! 

That said, Anita Briem played that Jane Seymour in The Tudors - and I'd superficially marry her in a heartbeat...

So many handsome husbands, Lindsay!  So Leo #1....didn't expect it! 

 

They're all superheroes and so forth..

 

 

Hmm they are. I guess I like the "CLASSIC" man type....one who opens doors for gals, and treats them sweetly and beautifully. Who is brave, tough and noble, to go that extra mile to protect their girl at all costs!

Essentially every superhero is my hubby material

^Actually Catherine Parr just missed out at #11! 

 

 

That said, Anita Briem played that Jane Seymour in The Tudors - and I'd superficially marry her in a heartbeat...

Henry Cavill is in that series, it gets my series of approval for good looking cast (Y)

Very interesting list Baron and pretty nontraditional.......   I keep on forgetting how to write creatively until you re-appear...give me time, give me time for ideas...

So I changed mine a bit this week.......lol, fashion changes..

1. Edita V

2, Nimue Smit

3. Anna V

4. Julia Stegner

5. Constance Jablonski

6. Monika Jac

7. Valentina Zeliava

8. Arizona Muse

9. Karlie Kloss

10. Freja Beha

I wonder how the hell Edita experiences this world......with the rooms she enters that brighten up with her personality, laughter and smile...with men falling in love with her at first sight right and left.......cars colliding in the streets!

1. David Villa

2. Diego Costa

3. Hulk

4. Neymar

5. Victor Valdes

6. Jesus Corona

7. Edgar Ramirez

8. Cesc Fabregas

9. Rafa Marquez

10. William Levy

I think I'm going to do another top ten with fictional characters.