Are you .....

I'm not telling you

Are you mad at me now?

I'm not telling you  

Are you listening to Punk?  

yes

are you the lord of the rings?

Yes  

Are you the Dark Lord?  

No

Are you Darth Vader?

No  

Are you an American Psycho?  

Yes 

Are you ever going to change your avatar? 

Eventually, Sam can only stay for so long.

Wishing you had jelly donuts?

No

Are you a fan of stretching before working out?

Static stretches are banned for the kind of training I do ......but dynamic stretches are necessary to perform better and avoid injuries

are you always lifting heavy?

No

Are you excited about the holidays? 

Never thought of it until reading your post

are you the leader of resistance in Nazi occupied France?

No, France is far away  

Are you So Far Away?  

Yes

are you able to calculate huge sets of numbers by heart?

Not that much as before.

Are you taking naps daily?  

No

are you always removing your makeup before getting to bed no matter how tired you are?

No. I don't use makeup  

Are you?  

yes

are you shampooing your hair on a daily basis?

No  

Are you waking up late tomorrow? 

No

Are you being stalked?