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.... Heidi Klum?
^Yes, I'm with Pretty on this one - Heidi it is... You're not fooling me. :no: Honestly, Siemgi, it's not like I haven't played 'ERIN OR LINDSAY?' before!!! :gocho:

(jaja - and that 'Cynical Brit' doesn't do me full justice, Pretty!)

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However, I must tend to more pressing concerns...

BRING BACK BISUTTI!

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Only 9 days to go - and yet we've had no word about "The People's Angel" Kylie Bisutti!?!? Where can she be?

Last week the profiles on VSAllAccess were updated yet she's been criminally overlooked yet again. And for what? Lily Aldridge? Who voted for her? Not me. We didn't have the chance, did we? If so we'd have all voted for Adriana (naturally) and then we would have voted for Kylie. Because she's blonde and has massive tits.

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Ah yes, we - the general public - we know a model when we see one. And boy were we right. Kylie had all the things us fashion-savvy, designer-label name-droppers and runway cognoscenti want and need in a model. She was blonde. And she had massive tits.

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And yet where is she now? Maybe she's already a shoe-in like Adriana (maybe Ale, but mostly Adriana) and will delight us by taking over the whole show again, doing links, gurning, pointing, winking, and blowing fabulous kisses like she did last year quite spectacularly (badly)? You know when you blow a kiss? You put your lips together, put your hand up to your mouth, and open your mouth whilst pulling your hand away towards the intended receiver of your kiss. You then close your mouth. YOU THEN CLOSE YOUR MOUTH KYLIE.

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It's all we wanted. Screw models. I want Katy Perry doing everything on the show. And I want Kylie. She's blonde and has massive tits. Katy Perry has big tits too, but she's not blonde - and they're probably not quite so massive as a result. These are the most impressive cannonballs since Gettysburg. And we voted for them . Give us what we want.

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But - there is hope. Kylie twittered that she attended two castings on Oct 30th!!! That's TWO. God knows what the other one could have been for, but surely one was VS? Maybe there was one for each breast? I'm rambling. Either way there is hope...

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So, the campaign starts here - with all the momentum that will conjure up! BRING BACK BISUTTI! They're already shouting it on the streets of New York. Possibly...

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*simper*

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And to think that we didn't forsee that a certain Jamie Lee Darley would go on to date some kind fo sports dude making her thusly a fantastic VS model...

Back to the Erin or Lindsay game, 1 is Lindsay, 2 is Erin. Neither is Heatherton or Ellingson.

But anyway

I'M JOINING THAT CAMPAIGN !

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^^I was actually surprised at that models competition thing. After the vote, I expected Heidi to announce a winner and then, when said winner looks appropriately thrilled, say, "PSYCHE! The correct answer is Adriana. DUH!"

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First I screwed it absolutely with Erin/Lindsay thing (and I thought I was BETTER, DAMN!) and now this... I´m trully dissapointed and it seems my life is losing it´s sense.

This-is-not-fair :persuazn:

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^HATERS!!! :mad:

But - wow - look at that momentum...

Hey, let's focus on the positive. 46 views in 17 hours, we're close to breaking a record there! It's going viral!
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izabelgoulartpicture3.jpg[izabel Goulart says]

Don't be sad Chanel, you gonna make me cry! *snifles*

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It's okay Cha! :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

It doesn't matter if you get wings or not, one way or another, the show is gonna be Incredible! I can't wait to wear my Fantasy Bra by Swarovski!

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^Nice to see them still sharing their thoughts on here... We are honoured! :hehe:

So - what do we think? The fittings pictures are in, and we're getting our first glances of some of this years Hallowe'en costumes sexy outfits. Here's a breakdown for those of you who seek all your VS news here:

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Yeah, 'cos this look is in no way hackneyed. :cain:

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Sunshine, funshine! This doesn't reek of special needs at all, does it?

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Don't cry Erin, you're only the 'fit model'. You might not actually have to wear it come the show...

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Harp-wings? Clever. :sleep:

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The amazing Izabel Goulart's 'Cher Tribute Act'.

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Please file this under Jessica Stam!

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