Clauds Posted December 26, 2013 Posted December 26, 2013 Y'all stop bashing Candice, she is the sweetest girl and you mean bastards have no right to say anything about her unless you are calling her the second coming of Christ or discussing her perfection Quote
LE GATOR Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 ^ They're just jealous. Because life is like a grade school playground where abuse means you like someone and if you don't like someone it's always because you actually just want to be them. Social Logic 101. Quote
Siemgi Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 So she took it one step further this time around. Red really is her color. Quote
gab6565 Posted December 29, 2013 Posted December 29, 2013 Poor Magda. This is gonna follow her for the rest of her career Quote
Sanni Posted December 29, 2013 Posted December 29, 2013 Poor Magda. This is gonna follow her for the rest of her career Did I miss out on some spurious talk? Quote
Layla90 Posted January 2, 2014 Posted January 2, 2014 Poor Magda. This is gonna follow her for the rest of her career Did I miss out on some spurious talk? Yeah I think I also missed something... I think I know what it's all about but then again, a quick search of a few words in her thread gave me nothing so Quote
Siemgi Posted January 2, 2014 Posted January 2, 2014 Maybe she arrived with it. Maybe it's Christian Grey. His breathing is ragged, matching mine..."When did you start your period Magdalena?" he asks out of the blue, gazing down at me. "Err... Yesterday?" I mumble in my highly aroused state. "Good." He releases me and turns me around. "Hold on to the sink," he orders and pulls my hips back again, like he did in the playroom so I'm bending down. He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string... what? But then I get called up, it's time to walk onto the runway. I put on my outfit in a rush and start walking. And I own it. Like a boss bitch. Except... Quote
Nar Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 So, this happens to be my first post here (hello ). Since I've always thought this thread was particularly hilarious, I thought I should revive it (ruin it) a bit but keep in mind this is only a beginner's effort. VS and SI to launch joint model DATING catalog (or "réseau")!!! It's an open secret that both VS and SI have tried their hand at the risky weird business of online dating all in a bid to help their models' mostly disastrous love life (it's all part of the contract... if you're under 25 ). There was of course a bit of friendly competition between the two and success rate was inconsistent but here's a basic review: Brooklyn Decker and Andy Roddick (picked from SI catalog): "100% satisfaction guaranteed!" Anne Vyalitsyna (on Adam Levine) (met at SI release party) : could not be reached for comment but we'll assume she was blissfully happy for those wonderful 8 months. Adam Levine : Since he's now engaged to rival company VS's prod... I mean model Behati Prinsloo, it's safe to say he wasn't entirely satisfied. Leo: Gisele probably counts, no? Then there was Bar Refaeli (SI) but since he keeps faithfully coming back to VS models (Erin Heatherton, Toni Garrn), we think customer satisfaction was adequate. Leo was sadly unavailable for confirmation. Since this rivalry between VS and SI is only dividing customers, the two are now officially launching a model DATING réseau (complete with catalogs, dates at release parties, website in the works...). This is an attempt to garner more demand and to fix the body diversity problems some customers have complained about. Then there's of course the completely confidential online customer service still in development (the "elbows too pointy" feature is still a bit wonky) but that's talk for another time. For more info on how to apply please contact :3698745612000 (special number) And... Not to forget: (Pimpy Ed ) PS: We wish them all the happiness and cuddly unicorns in the world. Quote
Siemgi Posted March 3, 2014 Posted March 3, 2014 Breaking: Adam Levine found out that Behati Prinsloo is about to turn 25. He's not handling it well. Quote
Siemgi Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 I knew there was something weird about Karlie's diet. Ew. Quote
tiika Posted April 5, 2014 Posted April 5, 2014 Breakfast of champions Egg white omelette with spinach, tomatoes, mushrooms - and some blood oranges for good measure! #karlieskitchen#hotsauceoneverything Quote
Siemgi Posted April 5, 2014 Posted April 5, 2014 Breakfast of champions Egg white omelette with spinach, tomatoes, mushrooms - and some blood oranges for good measure! #karlieskitchen#hotsauceoneverythingPfft. Mine was way better. Quote
Nar Posted April 7, 2014 Posted April 7, 2014 ^I'm surprised. If I had to pick a VS model, current or...ancient, I'd have said Tyra Banks looks more like the vampire type. The resemblance is uncanny here: Wait a sec, that's the werewolf, right? That does make sense. Would certainly explain the hirsutism. Quote
tiika Posted April 8, 2014 Posted April 8, 2014 Pfft. Mine was way better. Eggs with bacon and regular orange juice? :3 Quote
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