Pick-up Lines

[hot sauce]

weaksauce.

funny thread tho'

Hey baby if you were a burger you'd be the mcgorgeous

yeah but most of the lines really don't work in reality..

[tuhreese]

I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future.

[red_ed]

did that happen to you recently? :brows:

[tuhreese]

geez yes :|

oh believe me more than just once

[Angel717]

this is the lamest one i have ever heard

You: hey, what's you height?

Me: (says what is the height)

You: really?

Me: yea,why?

You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart

I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

[Angel717]

hm i go with the easy ones:

"hey angel, how's heaven?"

yea, I got this one :yuckky:

[red_ed]

how apt

[red_ed]

geez yes :|

oh believe me more than just once

bahahahahahaha

were they from the same group or something?

[Ack]

My cousin uses one that always works for him.

He goes up to a girl and says: "If an ugly brown 24 year old single guy came up to you and asked for your number, would you give it to him?"

He's goodlooking but 98% always says yes.

[red_ed]

how does that work? :lost:

[Ack]

Very well..if I look at his succesrate

I've tried it before though...and it has never worked for me.

[rouge red]

I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future.

this is the lamest one i have ever heard

You: hey, what's you height?

Me: (says what is the height)

You: really?

Me: yea,why?

You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart

I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Am I stupid b/c I think those are cute?

[rouge red]

Very well..if I look at his succesrate

I've tried it before though...and it has never worked for me.

well, I wonder why :trout: but i cannot klnow since i never saw you :trout: that's not fair :trout:

[Ack]

I've posted my picture in the picturethread before though. Guess I'm not memorable enough for you to remember me

[rouge red]

I did?

Damn. I feel really really stupid But maybe I didn't see it? Or did I comment it

I'm sorry

[Ack]

I don't remember

But they're still up at page 410+

[rouge red]

*goes searching*

[Ack]

Found it?

[Angel717]

this is the lamest one i have ever heard

You: hey, what's you height?

Me: (says what is the height)

You: really?

Me: yea,why?

You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart

I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Am I stupid b/c I think those are cute?

I actually laughed the first time I heard it, but haha it's still lame

[tuhreese]

"I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"