You Choose.....

the richest person in the world

and JOKER....i choose....eww i don't want to haha

being pregnant

having an STD

Why not ?? :persuazn: You gave us the worst situations and ran away ?? :persuazn:

I'll go with....with.... do we have plan B ??

:evil: haha well then i chooose answer c kissing the hottest guy haha jk

anywyas plan B or choice B is an STD

Holy cow, i got a STD !!! Ughhh....

OK , being a well-known singer or actor ?? It should be hard. *winks*

actor....you have more status or whatever

getting divorced cause YOU committed adultery

or

getting divorced cause your spouse committed adultery

:evil:

I'd rather be the one who caught him do it.

Blind or Deaf or Mute ?? You can take all 3 if you want

can i just die???

deaf..i guess

sophisticated or bitchy?

Id rather be a bitch than a retard !!! :|

Pizza or burger ??

pizza

being a fish

or

a bird ?

a bird

having to sleep with:

the yellow guy from sin city OR

the grinch

i gues yellow guy

live in new zeland or antarktik

new zealand. antarctic is TOOOO cold :|

meeting adriana

or

meeting alessandra

Meeting Adriana

Having a mole on your eye lid

or

Having a mole on the centre of your nose?

1st one :|

1,000 $ or a chance to meet any model you like.

$1000, why meet them when I can have the money

being tortured and die or murder someone and go to jail for the rest of your life

OMGGG !!!

Can i have an easier way to die ??? I BEG OF YOU !!!!!!!!!

hahaha joker you ALWAYS have the bad stuff.

Yeah, DAMMIT !!!

I'll kill Demi and go to jail for the rest of my life, there.

beauty or wealthy ??

beauty

go on america's next top model

or

go on american idol

ANTM. I dont wanna be a joke :|

funny or romantic

funny guys are supposed to be the romantic one

moon someone

or

flash someone i can't think of anything

yeah right, as if your not thinkin of the situations i am dying on the freeway or being ripped off by a alligator ...

I'll go with the moon one :evil:

Pet a penguin or a tiger ??