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She's just teasing you because she's jealous because you're my second husband to be![]()
because I find everyone's pain funny but my own.
She's just teasing you because she's jealous because you're my second husband to be![]()
because I find everyone's pain funny but my own.
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If it makes you feel any better, I find your pain funny.

As usual....
...But then again, meeeh... :morning:

Well EMILE HIRSCH of course!And if i was a lesbian Shalom Harlow.

Chace Crawford.
Gaspard Ulliel, Jake Gyllenhaal & lately Cole Mohr. xD
also a guy at work LOOOL
And if i was a lesbian or a guy of course Bianca Balti. ![]()
I want you.... ![]()

I want you and only you ![]()

For one night, either Candace Swanepoel or Alina Vacariu.
For a real relationship, Anne Hathaway. ![]()
Although I'd insist she regain some of the weight she lost over the past couple of years! ![]()

Chace Crawford,Alex Pettyfer, Jared Padalecki- any of them please ![]()
& if was to swing the other way ![]()
Emanuela of course
,Megan Fox and Doutzen Kroes.

Alina Vacariu for a one night stand or just pure sex ![]()
Relationship wise.... Taylor Swift. ![]()
top three (I'm a greedy SOB):
Kim Kardashian
Adriana Lima
and Monica Bellucci

Francisco Lachowski ![]()
or Jordan Coulter. yummm.