Attractive next door neighbours

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Strutter
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If there's one pop culture myth I've never been witness to, its the cutie who moves in next door. I've had many different neighbours over the years and despite the long list of women, none of them have been worthy of a muffin basket. Does anyone here have an attractive next door neighbour? Should I contact an estate agent?

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#2

No need to. Im the expert your looking for Wait until you see her, throw $5 at her and say "want a drink, babe ?" in a very asshole-ish manner.

And I've never seen my neighbors

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#3

f*ck no, my neighbors are ugly....

:| you've got me thinking - how can I live around such to people!

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Right now, no. But I used to have very attractive neighbours when I was still studying.

I lived off campus in a little studio. Most of the other people in our complex were also uni students, and in my junior and senior year, my two neighbours were hot.

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Demi91
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#5

^well, lucky you...I've never attractive neighbours

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Luvlektrik :)
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Right now, no. But I used to have very attractive neighbours when I was still studying.

I lived off campus in a little studio. Most of the other people in our complex were also uni students, and in my junior and senior year, my two neighbours were hot.

I'm having the same experience this year

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Oh yes... there's one. He is hot. It's not just the way he looks, it's his attitude, his eyes... but he's a fucking bastard.

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Fashion_Princess
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#8

Well I did have a neighbor who really liked me. He came over to the house, with all sortsof excuses, just to see me. I didn't really pay attention to him, but he was pretty hot! I mean, every time I saw him I would make as much I contact as I could, but then he moved to Corpus.

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#9

A while back when I was younger the girl across the street was really pretty

we were friends then we dated for a bit, then I moved away

so to answer your question, yes you should contact your real estate agent immediatly

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#10

Back on campus, my 'neighbours' were all women. And after about 0.12 seconds, the novolty was gone.

But neighbours were there are fences and back gardens and the possibility of barbecues and meet cutes, it just never happens around here.

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AnthonyDeOliveira
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#11

I have none

To bad haha.

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Study for the test!
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#12

I live in Florida. It depends on the neighborhood. I have mostly old people.

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Demi91
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#13

^ambulances usually appear at that kind of neighbourhood.

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Not in the neighborhood I live in now :|

But the community I lived in before, I had a neighbor who was 2 houses down from me. We were pretty good friends and all of us would

hangout and play sports and all that stuff Then he told me that he liked me and I told him I liked him too We were together for like

2 yrs on and off ... Then we officially broke up last summer. I still talk to him and the last time I saw him was like a month ago

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AnthonyDeOliveira
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#15

im so jealous, i wish i had attractive neighbors

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#16

Never ever in your life you had attractive neighbors?

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I live in Florida. It depends on the neighborhood. I have mostly old people.
^ambulances usually appear at that kind of neighbourhood.

and no, ive never had attractive neighbors, well at least to me they arent. well when i was like 5 i did but she was like 9. way out of my league

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Right now, no. But I used to have very attractive neighbours when I was still studying.

I lived off campus in a little studio. Most of the other people in our complex were also uni students, and in my junior and senior year, my two neighbours were hot.

I'm having the same experience this year

Good for you!

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I live in Florida. It depends on the neighborhood. I have mostly old people.

but are they hot? :brows:

I have no neighbours. I did. But then they died. all of them. at the same time. mysteriously. :knives:

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#20

^

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