Attractive next door neighbours

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#41

my hair is beautiful...minus the ticks

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#42

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#43

ticks are bad news :S

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#44

only when they are alive! but not to worry, I've developed a treatment for killing them First, you pour methylated spirits over your hair so that they all drown. For those ticks that are still alive, you burn them :| That should kill ticks

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#45

I assume you do this offen.

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#46

Ah. Don't they have special combs for those though?

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#47
I assume you do this offen.

nope, never tried it before

Ah. Don't they have special combs for those though?

but are the combs as effective as my method? do you have ticks? I can treat you too :|

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#48
I assume you do this offen.

nope, never tried it before

Ah. Don't they have special combs for those though?

but are the combs as effective as my method? do you have ticks? I can treat you too :|

Dr. Ed, tick removal!

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#49

I use the comb so I can puposely miss a spot. Then they can grow back and I'll have more to eat again later.

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#50

good call

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#51

I loved how this thread turned into a tick issue.

And would I do my neighbours? :| Never. They're fugly people, one is a boy who I swear stalks my best friend, another is a girl (I might consider if she put a paperbag over her head she's got an awesome bod! ) But other then that no.

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#52

There's this really pretty woman that lives upstairs. She's Asian, looks about 32 or somewhere around that age. But she has a kid and a husband. We say hi to each other whenever we see each other passing by though. She's nice.

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#53

Just have an affair.

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#54

xaxaxaxaxaxaxa nice topic.......lol

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#55

not since brad pitt moved out

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#56

:rofl: :rofl:

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#57
Just have an affair.

Eh...I'm 19. And plus I don't do that kind of thing. Just don't think it would work out.

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#58
Just have an affair.

Eh...I'm 19. And plus I don't do that kind of thing. Just don't think it would work out.

So have a scandalous affair, although it's still very legal How about you just have an Ashton-Demi kind of affair...and affairs don't work out :trout: but the bedroom olympics will help work you out :brows:

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SleepingBeautyAdriana
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#59

Hmmm... Dont really have attractive neighbors unless you count a 70 ish woman living next door. :yuckky:

I think she only lives next door because my brother moons her, not like she gets any more action besides that.

But this lady is crazy, called the cops on us because my surf board was outside

so any takers on my neighbor now?

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#60

Just my type *licks lips*

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