What's your fantasy?

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#181

:rofl: you knew it was coming

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#183

Rhett's a whore and I like it. How much would you charge me ?

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#184

Me being his pimp and all, I'll charge you $5.25. Sorry for the price hike, gas is a little expensive.

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#185

Ohh, that's cheap .. even for American

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#186

No no no no, He's canadian, if you wanted me, I'd charge MUCH much more. Anyways, I'm not for sale.

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#187

everyone is for sale. when I was young and naive, I thought like that... I thought, 'no woman can have me for under a million!' and it boosted my ego, because I was able to turn down all the women who were offering me half a million. but then I realized, that money could go to charity to save poor starving children and children with small testes all around the world.

that was a big turning point. both for me, and for the world of charity, because charitable donations tripled as of that day.

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#188

Prostitution? I didn't see that one coming...

So whose fantasy is it to be a prostitute?

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#189

well, it's Velvet Jones' fantasy for young ladies to become his prostitutes...

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#190

SNL reference?

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#191

hey, not bad for a Euro

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#192
No no no no, He's canadian, if you wanted me, I'd charge MUCH much more. Anyways, I'm not for sale.

I know he's Canadian, but I thought because you were his pimp that you would charge me American

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#193

No no no no, He's canadian, if you wanted me, I'd charge MUCH much more. Anyways, I'm not for sale.

I know he's Canadian, but I thought because you were his pimp that you would charge me American

Like Rhett would let Lazy charge you!

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#194

No no no no, He's canadian, if you wanted me, I'd charge MUCH much more. Anyways, I'm not for sale.

I know he's Canadian, but I thought because you were his pimp that you would charge me American

Like Rhett would let Lazy charge you!

pfff, I know my place as a consumer!! I tip well too...

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#195

you tip over very well

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#196

... why are you telling them..?

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#197

nothing! you know I don't like spelling thing out <_<

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#198

My fantasy is ... to do it outdoors, haven't done that yet.

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#199

see you at the park in 30 min!

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#200

which one?

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