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:rofl: you knew it was coming
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Rhett's a whore
and I like it. How much would you charge me ?

Me being his pimp and all, I'll charge you $5.25. Sorry for the price hike, gas is a little expensive.

Ohh, that's cheap .. even for American ![]()

No no no no, He's canadian, if you wanted me, I'd charge MUCH much more. Anyways, I'm not for sale.

everyone is for sale. when I was young and naive, I thought like that... I thought, 'no woman can have me for under a million!' and it boosted my ego, because I was able to turn down all the women who were offering me half a million. but then I realized, that money could go to charity to save poor starving children and children with small testes all around the world.
that was a big turning point. both for me, and for the world of charity, because charitable donations tripled as of that day.

Prostitution? I didn't see that one coming...
So whose fantasy is it to be a prostitute?

well, it's Velvet Jones' fantasy for young ladies to become his prostitutes...

SNL reference? ![]()

hey, not bad for a Euro ![]()

No no no no, He's canadian, if you wanted me, I'd charge MUCH much more. Anyways, I'm not for sale.
I know he's Canadian, but I thought because you were his pimp that you would charge me American

No no no no, He's canadian, if you wanted me, I'd charge MUCH much more. Anyways, I'm not for sale.
I know he's Canadian, but I thought because you were his pimp that you would charge me American
Like Rhett would let Lazy charge you! ![]()

No no no no, He's canadian, if you wanted me, I'd charge MUCH much more. Anyways, I'm not for sale.
I know he's Canadian, but I thought because you were his pimp that you would charge me American
Like Rhett would let Lazy charge you!
pfff, I know my place as a consumer!! I tip well too...

you tip over very well

... why are you telling them..?

nothing! you know I don't like spelling thing out <_<

My fantasy is ... to do it outdoors, haven't done that yet.

see you at the park in 30 min!

which one? ![]()