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same as my brother ![]()
In one of them ball pits... Or one of them Moon Bounces... That be fun and sexy...
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Or in space... Zero gravity... It would be interesting...

you'd have to be strong as an ox to last long in space.
Lol
I'm with you angie on the wall thing. That's actually hands down my fave position. There isn't anything quite like being slammed up against the wall
No I don't like to play rough or anything
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In a business boardroom, right before a meeting ![]()
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what about steam room? noooo.... too hard to breathe... i dunno... i don't like how they smelll... so nevermind on that one ...
how abot my room? you'll see al the steam coming out of it after :evil:
gee... i don't know... i will if i marry you lol
we have to meet, before, dont we? ![]()
yes we'd have to meet first
lol

cheaters
huh? lool who am i cheating on?... i didn't do anything bad! ![]()

you'd have to be strong as an ox to last long in space.
We have liftoff!
Though the rush of a nine-minute, 18,000-mile-an-hour launch may be the ultimate aphrodisiac, you’ll want to wait at least three days into your mission before making the first move; it’ll take that long for your body to fully recover. “Besides, there are bigger priorities during the first 72 hours,” says Santy, “like not throwing up.” Need a good opening line? Tell her that watching a sunrise always gets you hot: Once you’re in orbit, there’s one every 90 minutes.
May the force be with you
If pushing off with a finger can send an astronaut flying, imagine what all that buck-naked rogering can do. As you prepare for the final frontier, make a quick inspection of your cabin. Watch for any stray probes or protrusions; in zero G, any surface is a potential headboard. While futuristic contraptions like elastic harnesses and Velcro suits make for good science fiction, they aren’t necessary for landing the Eagle. “All you have to do,” says Santy, “is just hang on.”
Space oddities
Before you engage in exo-atmospheric foreplay, you’ll discover that your fluids have begun to pool in your upper body, and as these fluids are redistributed, your stomach may appear flatter and your chest more ripped. Bonus: You may notice a similarly enticing effect on women. Sadly, the lack of gravity also makes your kidneys work overtime, so make a trip to the head before you get close to her O-ring. Otherwise, Houston, you’ll have a problem.
Shields up!
Don’t want to end up with a little Sputnik of your own? “NASA hasn’t studied the effectiveness of birth control in outer space,” cautions Santy. You’ll have to rely on barrier methods: condoms, diaphragms, lunar-sample baggies—whatever. And as you splash down, remember: The loss of cohesion in zero gravity reduces liquids to millions of individual droplets; that applies to bodily fluids too. Like in Apollo 13, withdrawal is not an option.

huh? lool who am i cheating on?... i didn't do anything bad!![]()
you and andy making plans..i see how it is
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ohhh
we weren't necessarily making plans...
lol michelle i love you
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right now... my fantasy is to have a nice hot bubble bath... and then get out and have an all body massage with hot oil... so soothing.... ![]()
cheaters
dont worry michelle, you know i want you! but angie's presence wouldnt hurt anyone..
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didn't i say a few pages back that i don't share my men with any other girls??? ... ![]()
cheaters
dont worry michelle, you know i want you! but angie's presence wouldnt hurt anyone..
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thanks.
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didn't i say a few pages back that i don't share my men with any other girls??? ...![]()
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