What's your fantasy?

For you, it would be Lara Croft's (Angelina Jolie) booty call.

unless you really want to be the Japanese tenticle monster. hehehe

My fantasy is with a gorgeous guy who speaks little or no English who is a slave to my every need and romancing me while on a tropical island that has a perfect steady climate .. lol .. do you see how this is my fantasy?

You can go to Buenos Aires!

Anyway... Angelina Jolie is NOT Lara Croft. I resent that. I was really disappointed when I found out she got the role.

You can go to Buenos Aires!

Anyway... Angelina Jolie is NOT Lara Croft. I resent that. I was really disappointed when I found out she got the role.

I have heard about those sexy Argentinean men.. wwooo baby..

Although the point of a fantasy is that it is a fantasy.. reality to this is... no such place.. no such man .. no possibilities.. its a fantasy .. lol

what wrong with Angelina Jolie?

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what wrong with Angelina Jolie?

Nothing. She just isn't Lara Croft. Definitely box office material, but also clearly not Lara Croft.

The appeal of Lara goes beyond that of the physical. To make her carnal would take that away.

... but also... Angelina Jolie is not Lara Croft. Rhona Mitra is and perhaps always will be the closest thing anyone has gotten to Lara Croft.

You really need to be into the games to understand this.

Things you wish you could do huh?

As in having the ability to transform into a Japanese tenticle monster, travel through space without a spacecraft, and to engage in coitis with three human women, a betazoid, two bajorans, two vulcans, and a klingon all at the same time?

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lol lol lol

A national contest, "America's Most Beautiful Breasts", of which I am the sole judge. Or the sole male judge; it might be good to have a female bosom connoisseur as co-judge and adviser - perhaps FrenchKiki? . Prizes are given for the most beautiful breasts in each of the cup sizes, B, C, D, and DD, along with the coveted trophy "Most Beautiful Overall" (usually won by a C or a D).

The contest consists of various competitions: the Tight Blouse competition, the Evening Gown Decolletage competition, the Bra/Bikini competition, and finally the penultimate and crucial Topless competition. I take copious notes: "Astonishingly buoyant given their size; how do they stay up there?"; "Aureoles perfect rose-pink circles"; and so on. From these rounds, 5 finalists are selected for each of the 4 cup sizes. They then repair to my chambers for the final, private round of judging: the Kissing and Fondling competition, which determines the final winners.

Hey, that's FORTY different boobs I've got to kiss! Do you think that's easy?

^LOL, sounds like a great contest Can I be the auxiliary judge? :lol:

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A bikini contest. One girl in it has devised a can't-lose strategy. At the conclusion of her act, she turns around, so that her back is to the crowd. She reaches behind her back for the strap of her top. All the frat boys start baying. She actually unsnaps it, and they start to go wild. Then, with her back still to the crowd so they can't see anything, she actually slips it off! They go insane. Finally, one arm covering her breasts, she turns around and throws the bikini top into the crowd! They all wrestle for it. Cupping her breasts in her hands, she runs off the stage.

She wins the contest by acclamation, and collects the prize money, less the price of one bikini top, which is of course torn to shreds by her admirers.

It's one of my meta-voyeurism fantasies.

i'm a player, so i enjoy play and i'm very sexual creatif :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

the next thing i would like to do is enter discretely in my boyfriend's appartment (with the key of course) when he will be sleeping and i will wear black robber clothes very sexy with a black mask.

i will wake up him with my water gun and i will threatend him to kill him if he won't make all the things i want.

i will attach his hands and i will cover his eyes.

i will take my car or a taxi and i will "drive" him until the wood (fortunatly, the parisian wood Le Bois de Boulogne is at 2 minutes by car from my appartment and at 15 minutes by feet :evil: ). we walk in the wood and after a moment we stop.

i will change my clothes for these ones :

http://www.badplanet.com/images/RL5851.jpg

ironic, the boulogne wood is an old red light district and policemen often arrest girls for prostitution XD

so this is the perfect clothes to be arrested in the wood and these shoes are just perfect to run in the wood XXXXXD

i will remove the headband from his eyes and i will ask him to seat on a chair (of course i will chose the place before to come ) and will i torture him to know where is the diamant (or something else)

i will use a breast pump (on him, not on me XD) and i will ask him to wear this "horror" http://www.banana-sexshop.com/popup_image....860ℑ=0 the chicken screams "cocorico" when you touch him XXXXXXXXXXD

after a moment we hear a girl voice, so one more time, i put badly the headband on his eyes ( i just cover 1 and an half eye) and i hide me under a tree and i change my clothes with these one : http://www.badplanet.com/images/LA83344.jpg and i give my prisoner clothe to the girl (certainly it will be a friend of mine) so my friend will play my ancient role and i will play a sexy cop and we will fight in the mud (in a zone i chose ) of course i will win, but unfortunately, the criminal will leave when i will save the "victim" and we will run until an hotel just near to le Bois de Boulogne and iwill rent a room, for his security of course, we can't come back in his appartmet, too much dangerous!

so we are in the room and because i need to protect him but because i will be very dirty (because of the mud) and because i will be obligated to "spy" him i will open the door when i will take my shower... but he only will be allowed to watch, he won't touch.

i will call the police station and they will tell me that the robber have been arrested... so we will came back to his appartment and tell him now he is saved but a nurse will come to take care of him and help him to against his traumatism...

i will change my clothes : http://www.badplanet.com/images/LA83246WH.jpg and i will spend all the day to make kisses and massages and maybe more...

:shock: Let's meet up eh?

Quite the fantasty..

I have a rape-fantasy? Want my guy to wake me up when I'm already tied down, gagged, etc, and I'll pretend I don't want it, yada yada yada. Pretty basic stuff.

:shock: That's awesome.

I'll post my fantasy later. I got a few in mind i just gotta choose which one too post

Fantasy #1:

I come home from work, and i've had a terrible day, it's friday night and my woman has said she's going out for the night. I walk into my room to change out my work clothing, and there's my woman, lying in my bed Blue lipstick on, hair's done up in a ponytail, she's in those long black boots or in stockings and heels, with only her lingerie on. She says she got some special stuff for tonight only, and let's me tie her up with ropes and hand cuffs where ever I want and I tell her to start screaming like i was an intruder tying her up, as well she has told me that she bought lots of whipped cream and cherries

However, just as i'm about to tie her up, her best friend walks in and calls the police on me, because she does not know it is me, all she sees is a man tying her best friend up, and my woman's "screaming NOOO HELP!" The police come and try to arrest me, my woman tells them that I am her lover and that she was only trying to do something I wanted to do, but the police don't believe her. So i get handcuffed and taken away in the cop car. However, unpronounced to me, my woman's other friends are police officers and really they are taking me to a hotel where me and my woman can be in privacy.

We get to the "jail" and i try and run away, but I stop, and wonder that this is a strange looking jail, but one of the officers clubs me over the head and knocks me out. They carry me up into a suite and tell the hotel people that I am very sick and need to lie down in my suite until my woman can get there and take care of me. After I wake up in the suite I find my woman there and she tells me all that happens, and this time she lets me tie her down without worry, and then i go and get the whipped cream And the rest... ya...

... or

to be Lara Croft's booty call.

Yay on Lara...

Nay on the tentacle monster thingy... :|

My fantasy is a scandalous little ménage à trois involving me, Irena Sheik and Candace Swanepoel.

Anne Hathaway is our hot neighbor who occasionally joins in the fun.

My fantasy is a scandalous little ménage à trois involving me, Irena Sheik and Candace Swanepoel.

Anne Hathaway is our hot neighbor who occasionally joins in the fun.

Oh hell that's hot

be the tiger woods to male models : )

cheat with most of them lol

Having my top 10 babes laying in platforms behind a wall with their feet sticking out so I can tickle them till they're hysterical! :evil: