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Why don't you guys simply lock the door, I wonder? ![]()

i believe there wasn't a lock in that case

Why don't you guys simply lock the door, I wonder?![]()
Sometimes there's not a lock, you think no-one is home.... etc.. etc..

Well, in my case, I kinda figured I could play it off if I did get caught and locking the door would bring about the: "Why is the door locked? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?"
Eh, I was young and stupid... and horny.

Not much has changed then ^^ ![]()
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lol, I asked too much ![]()

lol, I asked too much![]()
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Well, in my case, I kinda figured I could play it off if I did get caught and locking the door would bring about the: "Why is the door locked? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?"Eh, I was young and stupid... and horny.
Thats when you say "None of your fucken business."

Well, in my case, I kinda figured I could play it off if I did get caught and locking the door would bring about the: "Why is the door locked? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?"Eh, I was young and stupid... and horny.
Thats when you say "None of your fucken business."
Well, as bitchy and disrespectful as I was at 13/14 I don't think that would've sat well. ![]()

Why don't you guys simply lock the door, I wonder?![]()
A subconscious Oedipal desire to be caught in a sexual act by a family member? Personally, I lock the door.

Why don't you guys simply lock the door, I wonder?![]()
A subconscious Oedipal desire to be caught in a sexual act by a family member? Personally, I lock the door.
Way to go somewhere dark, man. (Although I've always had a problem with how early on Freud argued it was a strictly male occurrence, and then out of nowhere years later decided that females experienced it as well... I have a problem with the concept as a whole, but that little detail also kind of irked me) ![]()
I think I'll pass on that concept and stick with my reasoning. ![]()
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Why don't you guys simply lock the door, I wonder?![]()
A subconscious Oedipal desire to be caught in a sexual act by a family member? Personally, I lock the door.
Oh yeah, totally. And then I also watched a porn movie, where if someone walked in on someone else, they would go down on them immediately, and then they would have sex. So after watching that, not only would i leave my door unlocked, I would just swing it wide open and yell "MOM, CAN I GET SOME WAFFLES??!!" and then I'd run to my computer and start beating off vigorously, waiting for her to come in.

most embarassing part of my life thus far ![]()
when I was younger, me and my bf took ummm naughty pics
and forgot all about it, only to find out weeks/months later my mom and dad had developed the film, expecting to find their vacation photos
lluckily the photos were not too bad. but bad enough.

most embarassing part of my life thus farwhen I was younger, me and my bf took ummm naughty pics
and forgot all about it, only to find out weeks/months later my mom and dad had developed the film, expecting to find their vacation photos
lluckily the photos were not too bad. but bad enough.
Damn. ![]()

most embarassing part of my life thus farwhen I was younger, me and my bf took ummm naughty pics
and forgot all about it, only to find out weeks/months later my mom and dad had developed the film, expecting to find their vacation photos
lluckily the photos were not too bad. but bad enough.
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Wow ![]()

yes I know
so embarassing.

^ I bet the photo store clerk kept copies. ![]()


Still got em kicking around? :Dinah: ![]()
I kid ![]()

Still got em kicking around? :Dinah:I kid
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You Kid?! top lying
like that wasn't gonna be asked anyway ![]()