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Yeah. Try being a sales person when you're sick... not much motivation to work when you feel like crap.

What do you sell?

^ She'll tell you she has a sales position at a bank, but she's actually a door-to-door salesman of sex paraphernalia. Massage oils, vibrators, etc. :|

^ :rofl:

Quit telling people my real profession, Matt!

Toobs, I work at a bank and open new accounts. So it's my job to open accounts and cross-sell customers on other products such as credit cards, HELOCs (2nd Mortgages), savings accounts, investments, etc.

^ Should I then not mention your latest sale, how if you place an order over $100, you deduct 10% and personally demonstrate certain products?

Eeeeew. I could see that now. Opening a new bank account and the lady there, a total hottie, has a runny nose. It's so wrong.

I don't think I could ever imagine you with a runny nose.

Hahahaha. It's not runny, just stuffy. Besides, I'm classy enough not to let snot drip from my nose. You should know me better than that, Toobs!

^ Should I then not mention your latest sale, how if you place an order over $100, you deduct 10% and personally demonstrate certain products?

^ Yes.

:shock: :shock:

Sounds like a good time to me!

hAHA

Matt is such a perv!

^ If you didn't like me that way, you wouldn't be talking to me, would you? :magic:

Maybe she's just being polite.

^

I like all my men a little perverted.

^ :dance:

Any bonus points for being completely bessed up?

^ "bessed up" Blonde moment?

I'm feeling much better! Almost 100%.

no a typing faster than i can read moment.

that was supposed to be an 'm'....

Oooh, I got it. It's all good, Toobs.