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Paris Hilton has no friends, throws weird parties
Paris Hilton didn't invite her best friend Kim Kardashian to her 26th birthday party in Las Vegas because she was afraid Kim's sex tape would distract from her. A source says: "She didn't want Kim on the red carpet stealing her thunder." Unfortunately, even the people who were invited didn't show up as she got stood up by A-list celebrities and even her friends. Sources say there were no names there except her sister, and at one point Paris announced on a microphone that Nicole Richie was "on her way" but Richie never showed up.
But even without many boldfaces, things at the after-party at the Penthouse Suite got a little odd. After downing TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon, guests reported seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room.
No wonder nobody showed up. They were all afraid they'd be entering Paris Hilton's cartoon fantasy fun house and never find their way out. It's like all her ideas of a good time were gotten in some back alley in Tijuana.

sounds like a fun birthday to me
I heard PARIS was arrested last night for DUI and driving with a suspended liscense.

Paris Hilton brags about sex tape
Back in 2003, Paris Hilton claimed she was horrified when "One Night in Paris" (her sex tape with Rick Salomon) was released. But during Patrick Whitesell's post-Oscars party, Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon were allegedly bragging about how they each made $1 million off the tape.
So basically Paris Hilton released the sex tape on purpose for attention and money. Is this really surprising? If you could peer into her soul it'd just be dollar signs and a giant mirror. And maybe a monkey picking its nose.

i love her...she is such total mess. She can't go a week with out making the news and i love it. She is like britney only 10x as rich and 10x full of b/s. She acts so fake and inocent but no one buys it. Loves it.

Ok guys.. do not do it if it's not allowed. I wanna see her porn video.. yes, believe it, I haven't seen it. I've just seen 90 seconds, but thats it. Nothing else. If anyone can post it or pm it.. I'll appreciatte it.
Thanks ![]()
ps: what a weird way to ask for a porn video.
Lol my brother watched that and he was like, "She's really bad, you'll probably be better Nina". Haha for all the sleeping around she does, she sure isn't good at it.

her main porn video is 37 mins and she just lays there...but she gives good bj's...if you watch the whole thing haha...i have it. you can pm me and ill send it but im not entirely sure how.
Anyone has a bigger version of these picts?
Prolly nudity...
http://data.exet.nu/bildarkiv/hilton/tn_se...on_05020901.JPG
http://data.exet.nu/bildarkiv/hilton/tn_se...on_05020906.JPG

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to counsel fat kids
A rep for E! has confirmed that Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are going to be counseling overweight campers on the new season of The Simple Life.
"They are going to be camp counselors at one camp in the Southern California Mountains," says an E! spokesperson. "The camp has five different themes. Each week will be a different theme. And yes, one week is a weight loss/fitness camp. It's not a fat camp."
Because, really, who better to guide the fate of fat children than Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. They're gonna spend the whole time pointing and laughing and going, "Jesus, they're so fat!"