one date...

uh oh!!!! hahaha. Here comes the mascot.

what??? what's the uh oh for?? i just need a place to put MY cue

*no offense ment by this to anyone*

*falls to the floor*

a place to put your cue....oh my damn :evil: :evil:

there no rack, so they lay on the table for a long time after im done :evil:

what??? what's the uh oh for?? i just need a place to put MY cue

*no offense ment by this to anyone*

!!!

there no rack, so they lay on the table for a long time after im done  :evil:

I've got a rack....

ooo, and i thought i was naughty

now i have another place to put my cue when im done with it. o i like playing pool

You call it a 'cue'? I just call it my wooden shaft.

Double entendres are fun for the whole family, even little Timmy.

its only my cue when im using it around a pool table

just like its my lacrosse stick when i play lacrosse, or my driver when i play golf.

poker=full house

large sausage=work

i think you get the pic

ooo, and i thought i was naughty  

now i have another place to put my cue when im done with it.  o i like playing pool

:evil:

^^

A perfect date would consist of a movie in a cinema, a dinner with candles and... yeah, THIS, but not necessarily. I prefer true feelings to just pure sex, with nothing more behind it.

I'm a romantic. I would say a candle-lit dinner, followed by a walk on a white-sand beach while the sun was setting. Kissing, holding hands, cuddling.

In all honesty, spending time with my baby doing whatever makes the day perfect. We can spend the entire day in bed doing nothing in particular, reading, watching movies, playing video games (with interruptions and distractions of course) and it's just as perfect for me as taking a midnight stroll in the woods under the moonlight counting stars or the times he surprises me and cooks a full seven course meal and spends the entire night seducing me slowly.

I love it all, but in the end as long as I have Evan by my side, I could care less what we end up doing. He's the important and essential part to any date I may have, mostly because I see him so sporadically.

You learn to really appreciate every precious second you're with someone when you have no clue when you might see them again, if ever...

sigh...i'm sorry guys, I didn't mean to get this emotional and sappy...i'm just trying to deal with this mess that's my life right now.

Don't listen to my rambling

dont appoligize for feeling like that. i think that its awesome your so devoted to him and feel that way about him. it just shows what a high quality person you are. everything is gonna be fine, just get through the tests that are given to you, and you will be rewarded at the end

You call it a 'cue'? I just call it my wooden shaft.

i call it my penis. thats what we're talking about, right guys? guys? :|

anyways i bet you guys can guess what my ideal of a perfect date would be