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Pah. Well speaking of bitches, the weirdest thing happened today.

For the 5th time in as many days, I bumped into a random friend in DC. I've only been here a couple of months, I don't know that many people here (maybe about 10, fairly close friends). Of those, in the past 5 days, I have met 5 of them. And every time it has been in a metro station, and completely random, no intent at all.

So I'm riding the Metro to my home. We go through this pretty trendy neighborhood (Georgetown). I didn't really have the time, and I hadn't planned it, but I decided to get off anyhow. Wandered up to my favorite Coffee shop, they were closed. On the way back, I was thinking "what the hell made you decide to get off the train. I guarantee it's one of those weird things where you bump into somebody you know by following your feelings..." And sure enough. I get into the metro station, train coming in. I pump $2 into the machine, high tail the escalators, crash into the metro, right next to... this cute girl from Venezuela (she used to stay in a place which I managed) who I've always liked, but never really known. So we end up talking on the way home, and she manages to get a kiss out of me before she gets off. I wasn't saying no, of course

WEPAAAA

You are such a player

EDIT: BTW, did you get my SMS and PM?

WEPAAAA

You are such a player

EDIT: BTW, did you get my SMS and PM?

WEPAAAA

^ He will forever be "Spark" to me I even put that as his handle on my cellphone (Y)

Pah. Well speaking of bitches, the weirdest thing happened today.

For the 5th time in as many days, I bumped into a random friend in DC. I've only been here a couple of months, I don't know that many people here (maybe about 10, fairly close friends). Of those, in the past 5 days, I have met 5 of them. And every time it has been in a metro station, and completely random, no intent at all.

So I'm riding the Metro to my home. We go through this pretty trendy neighborhood (Georgetown). I didn't really have the time, and I hadn't planned it, but I decided to get off anyhow. Wandered up to my favorite Coffee shop, they were closed.

:rofl:

sorry, i dont know i cant stop laugin about that!!!!

Yeah I hadn't noticed that I'd got off work about an hour late.

Woo, most interesting day in a long time.

Quick story, I Think I'm going to go meet them.

So, I'm celling skin products in pentagon city mall. Hot latina is hitting on me. Four black motherfuckers come up (nothing against blacks btw, I'm voting for Obama) try to hit on her. I ignore them, then this ni.. fucker is like "ooooh... you sexy, bitch!" blabla. She gives him a bad look. (This was great)... I take her hand, another hand on her face/lip (she was really digging me, I knew I could get away with it), and rotate round so she is in front of me, we're virtually embracing, and I have my back completely to him, both of us ignoring him.

He gives me a dirty look as he leaves. PRoblem is, I realize that by doing this, I turned my back to my cellphone. 1 minute later, i realize it's gone.

Oh FUCK ME!, thinks I.

I get mall security, they don't do shit, nor do police. Follow the fuckers to the station, I thought I knew who it was. Follow them on the metro. Stare him down. They play like nothing happened and give me weird looks.

After 20 minutes, they're playing this ghetto shit music. Businessman in front of me (I sat right next to these assholes) tells them to turn it down. Their alpha (main guy) stands up, businessman stands up. Stare down. He hits him in the face, knocks him aganist the window. They run to go, I try to right hook him in the temple, but he dodges, and just graze his gay ass fro/back of head, he turns around, hits for me, but his friend keeps running and they run off the train. I tried to stop them, but they ran away. Total pussies. He was like 220lb, 6"2...

Cops won't do shit. Lazy fat-assed aristocrats that they are.

Now, they're answering one of my girlfriend's phones (I'm impersonating her), and they'd meet me... think I should do it?

^ A British guy who is ghetto-fabulous...OMG, I just figured out your true identity

... you are Ali G.!!!

Ghetoo fabulous? WTF I'm about as Ghetto as Ralph Lauren.

DC sounds dangerous.... fights on the metro theifs in the mall... you hitting on anything with legs... oh my

Booyahkasha!!! :blueeyedbaby:

I wasn't hitting on her, she was hitting on me

^ Sure....

^and you are saying you did not flirt back then?

BTW... you need to pay closer attention to your phones so they don't get stolen anymore :|

Dude. Fuck this shit. I am leaving a bait cellphone and next person who steals will not sleep in peace. Again. Ever.

What? You going to call them every 2 minutes?

No, I have it GPS connected to my main one, I follow him, and then stab him immediately below the ankle, slicing the sinew. It's an injury that can never be repaired or forgotten, or healed, or else the foot is removed.