Have You Ever ...

paint yes. the other kind is free. uh, for the right person

have you ever had sex in a crowded place?

No(t yet)

Have you ever talked to someone on the phone while watching porno/masturbating..and without them knowing?

um, no...

Did you ever have sex with two different people in the space of one night with them not knowing of each other? (so no threesomes)

no.

have you ever had sex with your eyes blinded by a scarf or sth like that?

hee hee, yes. It was totally sweet. Not knowing where the person is, or where they will touch next. Mega sexy.

Have you ever made your own sex tape?

yes. I like to do it Sinatra Duets style. I film myself and then send it off for Actress X to fill herself in and have it edited together for Net distribution. hey, it's a living.

have you ever been so hot for someone you just couldn't sleep?

Yea, but she usually tells me to stop after a while... lolol

Have you ever had a sexual injury?

Does a rug burn count?

Have you ever had sex w/ somene related to you by blood?

(I'll let the guy from the South answer that one)

i wonder if anyone would answer that seriously

have you ever woke up next to a llama?

No, but I wake up next to a sheep

Have you ever had sex w/ someone you don't recall having sex w/, but the other person claimed you guys did do it?

yes. they call that a m/paternity suit

have you ever just not accepted that it was over?

Nope. I'm the one to call it quits. If I were being broken up with... being stubborn and whining like a bitch would REALLY make the girl want to stay with me... If you love somehting let it go, and if it loves you back, it will come back to you. It's best not to burn bridges.

Rugburn doesn't really count, I meant like a penile fracture or somehting like that.

Never done a family member...yuck :yuckky:

I know a guy who has done a sheep and a cow before...lol He said some screwed up crap...

"know how to do a cow?" "back it up to a stump"

"know how to do a sheep?""wear knee high boots" This guy was like 50 years old, and he is more country than I have ever seen anyone. I worked with him at a hotel, and he always said something wierd and off color. ew.

Have you ever passed gas while making naked sex?

Does a rug burn count?

Have you ever had sex w/ somene related to you by blood?

There was this insane story about something like this in Belgium a while back. A couple turned out to be twins without them knowing...

They were both adopted, and when they started looking for their birth parents together, they ended up finding out they were twins seperated at birth! :yuckky:

Like, what are the odds of running into your long lost twin sister/brother and starting a relationship witht hem... :shock:

eww.... that is messed up. Wow...that's totally crazy. I bet they were so embarrased!

I think something like that leaves you scarred for life...

there's a better story out there about a mom and son hitting on each other through online personals.

there's a better story out there about a mom and son hitting on each other through online personals.

I remember another story about a guy calling for a call girl which turned out to be one of his daughters. :yuckky:

But the piece I saw about the twins actually had interviews with them.

man... the internet is all about incest. I'm scared.

just about a bunch of code screwing their programmers