THE ODDITORIUM

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#181

actually, baron... i have a blast, and couldnt give a rats tight fart if anyone but you and me

are posting....i get big time laffs here, and thats a beautiful thing

and your mugshots are THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!

i might have to make that mother teresa mugshot as my avvy

and fuck it if people arent viewing... its kinda hard when this thread can get taken to page two within 30 minutes of

a post, because of all the people pip whoring, i have fun, you have fun, and now were making R.J. giggle

im happy with that

~wearing satisfied grin~

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#182

i just had to share this, barbie has finally started to grow long in the tooth

i mean, after years of sniffing coke offa kens tight buns, living life in the valley of the dolls

working 4 jobs and getting no sleep taking uppers to be bright and chipper

and popping valium like candy to chill out... well, its all caught up with her

check it out....

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#183
i just had to share this, barbie has finally started to grow long in the tooth

i mean, after years of sniffing coke offa kens tight buns, living life in the valley of the dolls

working 4 jobs and getting no sleep taking uppers to be bright and chipper

and popping valium like candy to chill out... well, its all caught up with her

check it out....

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#184

!!!!!!

as we said... it ALL comes back to mc donalds.. sooner or later!!!!

yeah.. some of her frown lines must come from worrying about who her always busy 'boyfriend'

is spendinghis time with!! oh yea, and constantly worrying about what the results to her h.i.v. tests are

have added a year or 5 to her appearance

lololololol lolololololol

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#185

uumm today im thinking the G-spot tickler :rofl:

the best part of this was i forgot to post the pic!!!

~falls off couch laffing~

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#186

ROTFLMFHO :atoobie: Who needs McHappyweed when I got this place. Did hear that Barb and ken broke up, now I know why, AIDS TEST, and ther wherefore of the reasons, KEN POSSIBLY GAY, no wonder it has aged her so, DRUG USE, and I owe a debt here to Mr subliminal and Kevin Nealon, STONED COMIC, for this review guys.

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#187

Oh foxybrown why

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#188
uumm today im thinking the G-spot tickler :rofl:

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the best part of this was i forgot to post the pic!!!

~falls off couch laffing~

I did wonder at first there !!! I thought maybe you were just posting on your blog and... got a little mixed up!

But - for the MODERN WOMAN:

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#189

And, to RJ and Q...

Many thanks for being REGULAR visitors, and at least letting us know you're visiting by contributing comments. It makes these endeavours much more worthwhile...

YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE WANT BRIBES?

HERE:

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(Our somewhat... regular preoccupations)

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#190
ROTFLMFHO :atoobie: Who needs McHappyweed when I got this place. Did hear that Barb and ken broke up, now I know why, AIDS TEST, and ther wherefore of the reasons, KEN POSSIBLY GAY, no wonder it has aged her so, DRUG USE, and I owe a debt here to Mr subliminal and Kevin Nealon, STONED COMIC, for this review guys.

thats what im telling you, RJ, who needs drugs when we do them for you and then make you laff?!?!?!

lolololololol

and babyQ, why?? you know why, i simply cant help myself

im a compulsive offender :brows:

but i like it when you call me foxy brown

iFRIG OMGOMGIALMOSTLOSTMYLUNCHUJUSTMADEMELAFFSOHARDDAMNU!!!!!!!

lolol and i love your potential odditorium bribes... ill take the black history big mac, p-lease :rofl:

heres my added temptation

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heres your banner, i resized it so it will work as a signature if u like

its 552x85..kosher size

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#191

i have nothing to add to these pics, im too petrified to be witty :shock:

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#192
i just had to share this, barbie has finally started to grow long in the tooth

i mean, after years of sniffing coke offa kens tight buns, living life in the valley of the dolls

working 4 jobs and getting no sleep taking uppers to be bright and chipper

and popping valium like candy to chill out... well, its all caught up with her

check it out....

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#193
i have nothing to add to these pics, im too petrified to be witty :shock:

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#194
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MIKE - THE HEADLESS CHICKEN

I don't know if you've heard this tale - but read on... This is ODD!

The previously unnamed chicken, well - as these things go down on the farm - his day had come and he got his head chopped off. :shock:

But then our story begins...

Awww - CUTE!!!

Alas, we may not see his like again...

R.I.P Mike, waddle and cluck in that great hen-house in the sky...

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#195

a fine specimen of a chicken, excpet for not having a head

LOLOLOLOLOL that is an amazing quote!!!!

an amazing story!!!!!!

good stuff, baron ~bows to the King of Odd~

and i Love dean martins quote.. words to freaking live by :brows:

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#196

limalicious, totally!! :rofl:

~wipin tears of laffter outta my eyes~

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#197

Hey, penny - they didn't come back (though Limalicious has visited (Y) )...

You think this might ENTICE them?

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#198

dear baron, i dont know about everyone else, but going by that McD's sign, ill be here at LEAST 6 damn times a day!!!!!

lolololol

andi just realized something..... the clowns, coming down, shouldnt be a 'comedown'

but a 'CLOWNDOWN' :rofl:

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#199

alright, with all the back and forth between hilary and obama

and that little pipsqueak mccain yipping all the time

about some such BULLSHIT

im starting to think about another option....... for president

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#200

and finally, heres a fond farewell to roy schieder, star of one of my all time fave movies

Jaws

and this is my fave scene....

r.i.p. roy

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