THE ODDITORIUM

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#361

That said, these Yoga people are just too damn SMUG for me!

Always twisting themselves about in front of you, showing off. Always so 'bendier-than-thou'...

And me, I've just twisted my ankle ( ) - so I don't care to see them. Frankly, unless they can do THIS, I'm not interested:

Wang Fang, 27, of Chongqing city in China, was born with her feet facing the wrong way, but has learned to live with her condition without problems and recently refused a disability pension.

She said: "I can run faster than most of my friends and have a regular job as a waitress in the family restaurant. There is no reason to class me as disabled."

Doctors and her family feared she would not be able to walk properly when she was born, but agreed that she can now outrun anyone she knows.

Wang, who has a five year-old son with normal feet, said: "I can walk as well as anyone else, and even run faster than them. I'm like everyone else - except of course that I put my shoes on backwards."

You see - that's a proper contortion (and a proper twisted ankle):

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BEAT THAT YOU BENDERS!!!

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#362

Is food art odd?

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#363

I know it's after easter but... A little egg something that makes me think of Dominos :evil:

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#364

egg dominos would be SWEET!! :evil:

u know with the new thundercats movie coming out, the sexay movie catpeople with nastassia kinski,

and peoples flat out fascination with feline sexuality, i can understand it,

i get into it too....

BUT THIS?!?!?!?!?!

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#365
Is food art odd?
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#366
egg dominos would be SWEET!! :evil:

u know with the new thundercats movie coming out, the sexay movie catpeople with nastassia kinski,

and peoples flat out fascination with feline sexuality, i can understand it,

i get into it too....

BUT THIS?!?!?!?!?!

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#367

But, you know, it might SEEM like a good idea - having this catwoman around, always wanting to lick you... However, they still piss you about with trying to get into the fridge for the milk:

You never know where that tongue's been :evil: You tell them to stop with the biting... But if they PERSIST:

Awwww...

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#368

URGH

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#369

Baron, those pics are brilliant

especially the one with the plastic neck thingie

those always make me giggle uncontrollably

i ate the last candy heart from the bag that

my ex gave me for valentines day

it wasnt as satisfying as i figured it would be

:/

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#370
i ate the last candy heart from the bag that

my ex gave me for valentines day

it wasnt as satisfying as i figured it would be

:/

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#371
i ate the last candy heart from the bag that

my ex gave me for valentines day

it wasnt as satisfying as i figured it would be

:/

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#373

I love these pics...

you think this is genetics... LOL

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#374

please tell me those muscle pics arent real

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#375

please tell me those muscle pics arent real
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#376

And strangely enough I have other extreme bodybuilding pics..

How do you think they are even possible to do this.. it amazes me that most claim no ...roids

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#377

In my journey of life I have gone to more conferences than I can count.. and body building has been a few I have gone..

I have see larger women than these.. I don't know about you, but I have a problem getting frisky with a girl that can crush me.

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#378

az ........

wow is all i got

im speechless

we find out that god truly IS a dj :brows:

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#379
az ........

wow is all i got

im speechless

we find out that god truly IS a dj :brows:

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#380

And, with the recent interest in Body-Builders... Well, check out this LITTLE fella:

This is Aditya "Romeo" Dev - the self-styled Tiniest Body-Builder. He's 2' 9", 1st 6lbs, and 19 years old and from India. He just attacks those 1.5kg dumb-bells:

I know he probably hates this, but Awwwww, look at him...

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