THE ODDITORIUM

No words..

this is... :| wtf is this! ?

^I don't know - but the 'pay-off' has been making me laugh all day! You know when you start smiling about something whilst walking down the street, and people catch you and think you might be a bit mad?

Bewildering and hilarious in equal measure.

140 year old photograph "proves Nicolas Cage is a vampire"

A US antiques dealer is trying to sell a picture (see above) of a soldier on eBay - taken in 1870 - for $1,000,000 as he claims it proves that the Hollywood actor Nicolas Cage is a vampire. Jack Mord says he believes that Cage is a member of the undead who 'reinvents himself' every 75 years. When questioned further about the matter on his eBay comments section, Mord said:

My theory is that he allows himself to age to a certain point, maybe 70, 80 or so, then the actor "Nicolas Cage" will "die" ... but in reality, the undead vampire "Nicolas Cage" will have rejuvenated.

The photograph has since been taken down from eBay. It is unknown whether Mord found a buyer or whether, perhaps, Cage forked out a million dollars himself to hide his secret. Earlier this week, Nicolas Cage claimed to have been visited by a strange man in the middle of the night, dining on a popular American snack. Speaking at a press conference for his latest film, Trespass, the Con Air and Face/Off actor said, “I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed”.

Cage is set to re-appear as Ghost Rider in the sequel/remake Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, due for release in the UK on February 22, 2012.

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Personally, I find the news of a sequel to Ghost Rider to be the oddest part.

^If that's the case then there truly are dark forces at work... Wasn't one shoddily done Ghost Rider enough?

His theory has some merit, sure. But in no way does it explain the hair-plugs. It also fails to address how a man who has lived for so long would make the terrible mistake of thinking The Wicker Man would need to be remade?

Personally, I find the news of a sequel to Ghost Rider to be the oddest part.

That was exactly my thought when I read that

Snoop Dogg praises Welsh gardener's record-breaking swede

Rap star Snoop Dogg was so impressed with a Welsh gardener's record-breaking swede that he took to YouTube to congratulate him. The LA rapper, wearing a Cardiff City FC shirt, also invited Ian Neale, 68, to come backstage when he performs in the Welsh capital later this week to pass on some tips on growing vegetables. Mr Neale, who has previously produced a 52lb beetroot, is currently waiting for confirmation from Guinness World Records after growing an 85lb swede.

'What up? Shout out to my homeboy Ian Neale,' Snoop Dogg exclaims in the video while standing in front of a cannabis leaf-covered background. 'I want to tell you something, when I do my show in Cardiff, I want you to come backstage and see me because I do vegetation myself and I want to know your secret so I can show you my vegetables and see if you can grow that into a real big vegetable. Come see your boy Snoop Dogg, I've got two tickets for you when I get to town.'

'Mr Neale, from Newport, South Wales, has since said he's flattered by the offer of tickets to the show but won't be accepting. 'I'm more of a country and western man myself,' he said. Snoop Dogg plays Cardiff's Motorpoint Arena on Saturday October 8 as part of a UK tour promoting his eleventh studio album, Doggumentary'

Source: Metro

I'm not sure of the context of this, but I thought it was pretty creepy for some reason . Well, I guess maybe its not so bad as long as it doesn't talk .

i cant understand...those wackos ,making such ....i dont even know how to call it !?is it some kind of new art, ''wacko art'' ?

its like a screen from a bad horror movie from the '80s !

I'm not sure of the context of this, but I thought it was pretty creepy for some reason . Well, I guess maybe its not so bad as long as it doesn't talk .

Eeeeeeeeee ! What are the chances of that ?

Eeeeeeeeee ! What are the chances of that ?

:| ...

I'm not sure if this one classifies, but its interresting somehow I guess .

Be warned - this isn't cuddly The Empire Strikes Back taun-taun killing! Slight NUDITY and, well, HORSE GUTS: http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly...st_b.php?page=2

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Although that's nothing - I've seen him playing pool and gambling in a card game...

Yeah, that's pretty weird .

Umm...just a Scooby snack?