What's your size?

Hmmm, someone said pulling it to enlarge it, actually works!

http://www.zug.com/pranks/penis/

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I think that's called masturbation.

Just by not saying anything, you're saying you're less than 4 inches. Why don't you AFFIRM YOUR MANHOOD and declare your size?

*does a pelvic thrust for added effect*

(Just so you know, those of you who didn't get it with the pelvic thrust and the absurdity of the statement: I am joking)

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Four inches? Thankfully I'm not...um, small. But I'm still not saying how big I am.

Hmmm, someone said pulling it to enlarge it, actually works!

http://www.zug.com/pranks/penis/

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I think that's called masturbation.

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you saw through the scam! maybe all that liquid evil is doing some good afterall

Technically I've never measured. I was just guessing.

Anyway, length isn't the only criteria for size. There's also a nice little thing called CIRCUMFERENCE.

Another thing I wonder is where all of you are measuring from. It's supposed to be from the spot where the top of shaft ends at the stomach up to the top. I assume this is how you guys took your measurements.

I don't need any drugs, I'm naturally messed up.

Should I say this?... OK 7"....

I don't need any drugs, I'm naturally messed up.

hahahahahhaha nice poll

alos, do as quasi says: toss away the Liquid Evil. Replace it with some good ol' coke  :evil:

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:yuckky: Too sweet for me.

sugar=energy=hyper=good

Never heard that before and don't know much about it, but I'm more inclined to think that it'd be carcinogenic in huge doses...

kinda like excessive chewing of gum can cause brain tumours (so they say)

luckily coke doesn't contain much sugar (can you feel the sarcasm that runs through my veins? )

Rawr. I spit out teh Yoo-Hoo I was drinkign when i saw this topic. Now I gotta clean out my keyboard :-(. But being 14 it hasn't occured to me to measure yet e_o.

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it's not that big of an issue...

'til your girlfriend points and laughs at "you" once you drop your pants

Just kiddin' with you

sugar=energy=hyper=good

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Sugar is carcinogenic. At least two overly health-concious peopla have told me that.

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And the entire outside world is filled with radiation. Oh noes! You need to stop listening to people like those.

Hmmm, someone said pulling it to enlarge it, actually works!

http://www.zug.com/pranks/penis/

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it's called jelqing

I'm 17 1/2cm and 5.5cm wide

good day

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How often do you jelq?

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I dont, i tried to for a while, but you really need to be living by yourself and have a fair bit of 'alone' time.

there are lots of tutorials on the net.

'til your girlfriend points and laughs at "you" once you drop your pants

Just kiddin' with you

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or if you're on the other side of the spectrum, 'til your girlfriend is speechless in amazement when you drop your pants.

...is she amazed to find a chocolate covered hamster nibbling on a peanut-flavoured fruitcake? Because that would surprise me. I'd be expecting a penis.

i keep that in my other pair of pants

my boyfriend is a little over 6 1/2 inches long and about 5 1/2 inches wide... yum!

Ow