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Plus he'd get to feel all powerful watching the bump his junk makes under your belly button.
Kev i would love to state my opinion, but that is the longest post I have ever seenwhen my head hurts less I will read it over an give my opinion on it.
i've read this story a million times... and i can tell you that Kevin is stuck in a loop hole. He needs to just come to montreal, put me on an anorexic diet and then just take me as his wife. I'd treat him way better, even after the starvation!
If you could handle eating nothing but Green Salad for the rest of your life... then Im well up for it Alexa!!!!!
If you could handle eating nothing but Green Salad for the rest of your life... then Im well up for it Alexa!!!!!

Kev i would love to state my opinion, but that is the longest post I have ever seenwhen my head hurts less I will read it over an give my opinion on it.
i've read this story a million times... and i can tell you that Kevin is stuck in a loop hole. He needs to just come to montreal, put me on an anorexic diet and then just take me as his wife. I'd treat him way better, even after the starvation!
Dump Ely!
Go elope with ILGW!
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can't dump someone that i'm not with .. lol whyyy
lol
If you could handle eating nothing but Green Salad for the rest of your life... then Im well up for it Alexa!!!!!
as long as i get a chocolate bar once a week.. free fries during that time of the month ...
and the salad needs some sort of dressing. i can't eat entirely like a rabbit.
If you could handle eating nothing but Green Salad for the rest of your life... then Im well up for it Alexa!!!!!Why does someone need to eat salad for the rest of their life?
he likes skinny girls

i like girls with big boobs and slightly chubby arms...

i like girls with big boobs and slightly chubby arms...
Do you consider the boobs in your signature "big boobs"?
If so I would be considered enormous or gigantic in comparison.. hehehe

Like 42F... yeah... that's a fair size...

how about.. 38 E
something where the bra doesn't double as a tent.. hehehe
Or is that your limit in size.. anything bigger than this may smoother you.. hehehe

Kev i would love to state my opinion, but that is the longest post I have ever seenwhen my head hurts less I will read it over an give my opinion on it.
i've read this story a million times... and i can tell you that Kevin is stuck in a loop hole. He needs to just come to montreal, put me on an anorexic diet and then just take me as his wife. I'd treat him way better, even after the starvation!
How about I take you up on this offer, minus the diet? I like me some curves. ![]()
She's mine!! Back off I mean it !!! hahaha
I feel way better about things now anyway, I've come to realise that even though each time she does this to me it brings the emotions back like an anvil from a great hight, once I've been free of her for a little while those feelings are decreasing at an asstounding rate. Most people have told me that I shouldn't be so cut up over her, she's not worth it... she's the one that will never be happy, I just need to move on and find someone that is worth my time and attention.
I like someone else already, but she's with someone..... so I best stay away from her!! Been there! hahaha
I hope to never be duped again and I hope in 2 months when she comes a knocking again, I have the strength and dignity to tell her Im not interested anymore.

Search you feelings. You know this to be true.
Learning you are, young Padawan. Learning you are. ![]()