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Not guilty
Driving through water and splashing someone?

Not guilty
Tripped someone in public?

Guilty, but not on purpose
Cooked something & given someone food poisoning?

Not guilty
Had an allergic reaction?
Not guilty
Touching a stranger's ass by accident?

Guilty
Lied to your significant other?

Guilty.
Pushed someone in a pool?

Guilty
Flushed the toilet when someone was in the shower?
Guilty
Written in wet cement?

Guilty
Slashed a tire?

Not guilty.
Graffiti?

Not guilty
Dropped food on the floor then ate it?

Guilty.
Spilt a drink on someone without apologizing?

Not guilty
Hit your sibling...hard?

Not guilty
Not being quiet in a library?

Guilty
Breaking a promise?

Guilty
Lying you your parents

Guilty
Stolen money from someone?

Not guilty... I think.
Texting during class?

Not guilty
Fallen asleep in class?