Guilty or Not Guilty?

Guilty. So many laws it's almost impossible not to.

Snooped in someone else's medicine cabinet?

Guilty.

Killed a plant with too much water?

Not guilty.

Have you ever blocked someone's number on your phone?

Guilty. Disneyland and a concert once.

Opened a christmas gift early when told not to?

Not guilty. I like delayed gratification

Looked forward to the holiday season being over so that you dont have to interact with family/friends?

^ Delayed gratification? Is that how you like promiscuous encounters to be as well?

And not guilty.

Do you still need to do last minute gift shopping? 

Not Guilty!!!

Did you/have you re-gifted this Christmas?

Not guilty so far

Had more than 1 serving of food on Christmas?

Guilty

Are you secretly dissapointed in the gifs you had this year for christmas?

No. I don't have high expectations by now.

Do you have any family member you hate?

Hmmm...I have felt hatred towards certain family members but I wouldn't say I hate them per se. So, not guilty...kinda.

Returned a gift for something else you liked better?

Yes but not out of malice, it didn't fit me Guilty.

Have you ever done a double take on someone?

Guilty.

Have you ever mistaken a person for someone else but didn't realized it until much after the end of the conversation?

Not guilty

Are you a sugar addict?

Not guilty

Had chocolate in the past 24 hours?

Guilty. I need a little bit of chocolate every day. Helps me function.

Been suspended from work or school?

No.

Have you ever forgotten to pay a bill?

Guilty!

Forgot about an appointment?

Not Guilty

Lying to a cop to get out of a ticket?

Not guilty, I have a dash cam so they never fuck with me

Ever been skinny dipping?