Guilty or Not Guilty?
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yes ......... when I was little 
touch the butt of your best friend girlfriend ?
Not guilty
Danced on the table in bar?
Not Guilty I think
Asked somebody out more than once?
Yes
Kissed a picture of your idol?
^ haha
My idol... you mean a girl I like? Probably guilty.
Sent a fan letter?
^ It was Lyla? 
Not guilty
Been suspended from school?
Lyla? Ha... lol. Probably Niki Taylor or Britney when I was a kid.
Not guilty. Only got 1 Saturday detention.
Given a bum money instead of being a good Ayn Rand follower and telling them to get a job?
Guilty
Tried to lick your elbow? 
No, I can't even reach my nose.
Pushed someone down some stairs?
Not guilty
Got piercing?
Not guilty
Got tattoo?
Not guilty
getting your parents car without their permission ?
Not guilty
Guilty
Tried to lick your elbow?
I read this as eyebrow before. I think you changed it. 
Not worshiping Barbara Palvin?
guilty
not admitting that women are better than men?
Guilty
Tried to lick your elbow?
I read this as eyebrow before.
I did not It was there before 
Well I can't lick my elbow either.
guilty
not admitting that women are better than men?
x 1000
Not guilty because that assumes that they are and that is completely false.
Being too scared to sleep after seeing or hearing something scary?
Yes
Being dressed like a tramp to escort a well dressed lady?
Ummm, no. Maybe when I am married to Barbara.
Staying up almost all night to study for an exam in the morning? With less than 2 hours sleep?
Much worse than that ........ guilty 1000 times
Performing bad and using lack of sleep as an excuse?
Guilty
Reading over 100 pages of a novel and not finishing it?