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kidnap a man and brainwash him to be your sex slave?
No but I do like Jeffery Dahmer.
Accused other people of crimes that you in fact committed! :|

Not guilty
Lied in court?

Guilty
Telling a kid.what is sex

Not guilty
Abused someone?

Not guilty
Stalked someone?

Not guilty
Robbed someone?

I rob you little %%#$%$# of your dignity every day.
Leaving a child in a hot car for more than 2 hours?

Not guilty
Ignoring someone who needed help?

not guilty
Blocked someone on bz?

Not guilty
Taking advantage of other people

Not guilty
Given somebody the evil eye and then promptly they were befallen by a tragic natural occurrence?

Not guilty
Eaten frog legs or some other strange food?
guilty
say something nice about lebron?

Guilty
I said he's not a bad guy ![]()
Would you like to be Lebron's friend?
guilty ![]()
hunting endangered species? ![]()

u guys love me
I knew it
Women aren't an endangered species last I checked ![]()
Gone through a red light after stopping?

Guilty
Having an affair

Guilty
Lied about knowledge?
guilty
lied to your parents about your grades in school?