Guilty or Not Guilty?

Not guilty, but I really wanteed to.

Tripped someone on purpose?

Guilty.. Many times

Taken someone's chair away when he/she was just about to sit down?

Guilty... they deserved it!

Poured your drink on someones head?

Oh so guilty, but the woman attacked me, so she deserved it.

Called someone names for no reason?

Guilty. They deserved it too. Not sure why, but they deserved it.

Deserted a friend in a crowded place?

Yea, so guilty. She was annoying as hell, I mean she acted as if I was her date or something

Hit your mother?

Not guilty

Lied to your parents?

Very guilty.

Done drugs?

Not guilty. Crack is whack.

Ever gotten hammered?

Not guilty

Crashed a car?

Not yet, thankfully.

Ever road a bike right off the road?

In a car? Not guilty.

On a bike.. Many, many times

Hit someone with a shoe?

I have. Tthey deserved it, once again.

Hit someone with a towel?

Guilty.

Broke into someone's garden?

Yes. And I took a few of their tomatoes too. They tasted really good.

Ever broke into someones backyard?

Yea, I wanted to be a spy.. So I wanted to see how long it would take before he noticed me.

He never did, so I sat there for a long time... Oh I had so much fun, I was like the whole time.

Threw a bucket of ice on someone?

I did. they probably didn't deserve it, but they proabably liked it anyway cause it was really hot outside.

Ever shot someone with a watergun?

Guilty, also shot at cats. Bad me.

Have you ever been pregnant?

No way!

Have you?

Nopez.

Are you drunk now?