Guilty or Not Guilty?
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All the time.
Locked a teacher in his classroom?
Guilty (only once)
Gone a month without shavin?
Guilty, back when I dint shave
Stole someone's cellphone?
Not guilty
Refused to help someone with their homework ?
Guilty.
Walked out of a pool while playing Marco Polo?
Not guilty
Pretended to be insane ?
I don't need to pretend 
Chased someone with a dog?
Not guilty
Slapped a total stranger ?
Not guilty
Walked up to a total stranger and pretended to be mad at them?
Guilty 
Threatened to kill someone with chopsticks?
Yup. I keep a pair in my back pocket at all times, just in case.
Ever pretended to have a really bad disease, so people would treat you better?
Not Guilty
Bumped into someone on purpose ?
Guilty
Hit someone when you were twice his/her size?
Not guilty
Not paying a parking fee ?
Not guilty
Telling someone you will pay them back, but never actually doing so?
Guilty.
Forgetting to take a book back to the libary and keeping it?
Yup.
Telling the pizza guy that you were getting your money, but never actualy return to pay?
Not guilty
Got the neighbours complaining about late night noise ?
Guilty
Ding-dong-ditched the oldest person in your neighborhood?
Guilty
Hurt someone with a stupid joke ?