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Not guilty
Shoplifting ?

Guilty, but I was like 5... ![]()
Cursed out your boss?
Guilty
Embellished a story to get a date

Yup.
Gone to work hungover?

I dont work. so no.
Gone to school hungover? ![]()

I don;t go to school, so no. ![]()
Gotten drunk?
Guilty
Gotten so drunk you don't remember the last night

Not guilty
Drunk dialed your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Not guilty.
Ever got so drunk, you thought your father was your gf/bf?

Not guilty
Ever gotten caught smoking pot?
Not guilty.
Called your date by the wrong name

Not guilty
Listen at a door ?
Guilty
Listened on the other phone extension

Guilty
Forged a signature ?
Not Guilty
Lied on an application?

Not guilty
Let people assume wrong things about you ?
Not Guilty
Always totally honest about you opinion?

Not always
Injured someone by accident ?
Guilty
Made up a story to not get in trouble?
All the time.
Climbed out of your window, so you could go to a party?