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Not guilty, I wish I had that luxury
Faked crying to obtain something ?

Gulity
used Sex to get something

Not guilty
Hooked up with a friends ex?

Not guilty
Ever been a hater?

Guilty
gained 10 pounds in 1 month?
not guilty
gotten a gift for someone, than gave it a a gift to another person

Not guilty
Obtained something illegally ?

not guilty
gone to jail
not guilty.
gone to court

not guilty
hit a cop
Not guilty.
Slept with a prostitute?

Not guilty.
Snook out behind your parents back?

Not Guilty
Bought a sex-toy?

Not guilty.
Bought alcohol for someone else to drink who couldn't buy it?

Not guilty
Made a sextape?

Not guilty
Ever lied to the police

NOPE
have you ever lied to your boss
hell yeah
lied to your spouse/partner

sadly YES
have you lied to your parent
damn skippy i have
abandoned anyone