Guilty or Not Guilty?

Not illegally per say since it's free will, good luck explaining that theory to your boss but yes, I have played hookey

Leaving unmentionables behind at a friends after a good night of whoopee at their place?

Not guilty.

Received the injury during the holidays?

Guilty

Walked out of the bathroom without washing your hands when out at dinner with a group of friends?

Eww...NOT GUILTY! :x

Literally gotten caught w/ your hands in the cookie jar?

^ Wasn't so much a jar as it was me swiping them off the pan What can I say, I couldn't wait for them to cool off

Flipped off someone on the road this week?

Not Guilty.

Every told someone who is fat they are not fat (in other words, you lied to them)?

Guilty, can't say doing so would do well for me and the last thing I want is HR on my back

Flicked a booger at someone?

I can't recall doing that but I am probably guilty of it.

Blaming something you did on an animal?

NICE!

Guilty

Overate today?

Today - not guilty

Laughing until you cry recently?

Not Guilty (wish I was guilty of it though).

Ever called a skinny person fat on purpose to upset them?

Guilty...haven't we all in some sort of manner whether it be rude or in a joking way!?

Not showered this weekend?

Not Guilty.

Mistaken someone for a celebrity?

Not guilty I think.

Parked in your neighbors driveway?

Guilty, but they are friends

Eating somebody else´s hamburger while they were not watching? :evil:

Not Guilty

Fell asleep at a meeting?

not guilty

saying "i love you" but you werent sure if you really "love" them...

Not guilty. I´m used to tell the truth. It already cost me 3 friends of my.

Answering a question that was meant for somebody else?

Guilty.

Hit a stranger and not knowed/intended it?

not guilty

watching a pretty little liars marathon?