THIS or THAT

The Smiths.

^ Disappointing. . . .

Frost or Nixon?

Frost

Not going for the choice of neckties I take it?

Gordon Ramsey or Jamie Oliver?

Jamie Oliver, although I'm not sure that I agree with all this organic stuff that he pushes.

^ I just like a good bow tie. Tied by oneself of course.

Oxford or Cambridge?

I've had lunch at Oliver's restaurant Monte's near Sloane Square years ago.One of the best lunches I've ever had.

Oxford

Clotted cream or butter?

Clotted cream

Magazines or books?

Books

Egg yolk / white?

White

Michael Jackson or Jamiroquai??

Jamiroquai

Old Trafford or White Hart Lane?

White Hart Lane

Up or down??

Up

Fact or fiction?

Fact. Life's odd enough already.

A pen holder fashioned from the timbers of the 19th Century sloop HMS Gannett, used as an anti-slavery vessel, or a box-set of 25 DVDs, including "E.T." and "The Wizard of Oz"?

Have to go with the pen holder.

Pasta or rice?

Pasta, it's a little more exciting.

^ Gordon Brown took the pen holder with him to the US as a present for Obama, and Obama gave Gordon Brown a DVD box-set as a gift. :| I hear that since this a petition has been started in the US asking Americans to write to the British Embassy to tell us Brits that we "don't suck really".

Lager or bitter?

I take it Gordon Brown was less than pleased?

Neither :| I can't do either.Never have.

Jazz or blues?

Jazz.

I'll give you some other options if you're not keen on beer :

Port or claret?

Claret

Lobster or shrimp?

Most definitely Lobster.

The Ascot horse races or the Wimbledon tennis championship?

Ascot horse races

Bunnehs or [lol]catz?

I'm a conscientious objector. Neither really float my boat.

^ Good choice with Ascot, by the way. Much more of an occasion than Wimbledon; there are plenty of other ways that I can get a crick in my neck, thank you very much.

Eating: fork in left or right hand? . . . I am judging you.

Depends on what I'm eatin

Staying in on New Year's or going out?